hunter bidens lawyer

[tums for men @TumsForMen]

AI is telling me to go no contact with my nephew

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I love it more

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Fuckin jackasses shooting off fireworks scared my dog & now he's on my bed.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Taylor Swift has trapped all of the NYPD underneath the sewers of Madison Square Garden and detonated all of the bridges leading out of Manhattan. The fire rises.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[hunter bidens lawyer @WifeLeftMein95]

@EdwardAlerts $100

[hunter bidens lawyer @WifeLeftMein95]

Look at you in your Apple Watch. You are in your best outfit and your Apple Watch

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[Mrs. Sexy @poopswag34]

Asking the boomer at the gun store if this gun does 25 damage

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

Every new can of Zyns I buy taste like blood and come out red did they issue a recall?

[wini @winigoat7]

Kyrie won your garbage franchise a ring

[ٍ @maskedprosper]

one day the sun will rise on us again @lukadoncic

[Evan “EJ” Walters @EJWalters43]

Cannot believe I got paid for my performance at work today

[grim @Discount_Death]

what the fuck is up your honor

[tex @texmeplease]

telling my crying infant son i’m focusing on me right now

[Evan @evanjmader]

im trying to die of natural causes this summer