💧Pete Wildman

Trying to be a good human. Allergic to 9-5. More wrinkles than hair follicles. Crypto enthusiast.

[💧Pete Wildman @WildmanPete]

@tonyposnanski Airwolf

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@HumanHeadline Totally disagree. It’s been a massive shambles; a litany of lies and missed targets.

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@DeadlineDayLive Sending him packing days before a final just to deny him the silverware - brutal 😂

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@Zoe83304002 @RoyalFamily Do you work for the Daily Mail perchance?

[💧Pete Wildman @WildmanPete]

@JimClaxton1 @_MariaBurnett Here’s an idea: if we make re-entering society really hard for people AFTER they’ve served their sentence, we are assholes, and they are more likely to fall back into crime to survive, which helps nobody. Here’s another idea: you’re an idiot.

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@zlj517 Crimes against humanity should indeed be punished. How do you say “people in glass houses” in Chinese?

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@HumanHeadline You’re right, you shouldn’t be surprised people hate him. He’s an absolutely useless leader, a pathological liar, and utterly incapable of accepting responsibility for his failures, or those of his government.

[💧Pete Wildman @WildmanPete]

@mrbenjaminlaw Those slow closing kitchen drawers / doors

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@MoarToast Possibly whilst smirking in a bunker, muttering “I don’t hold a gun, mate”.

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Wait, he’s agreeing with himself on Twitter now?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So true!

[💧Pete Wildman @WildmanPete]

@HumanHeadline Remember this, Derryn. As time goes by, situations change. It’s not that difficult a concept is it?

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@rosemarykerr14 @_dam19 @Nigel_Farage Haha haha haha, it’s funny because it’s so ludicrous.

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@LesStonehouse George Pell

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Unfortunately @realDonaldTrump only has 2 options:

Reopen the economy with over 1 million infected Americans, pandemic grows, US goes bankrupt.

Keep lockdown going, 50 million unemployed, US goes bankrupt.

Without a vaccine US Empire collapses. Get ready. Buy crypto and gold.

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@realDonaldTrump How many crap slogans do you want to use in one tweet champ?

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@realDonaldTrump You’re such a sad prick. You’re supposed to be a leader, during a crisis, and *this* is what your mind is focussed on? Bellend.

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@emteess @SeanFionn Haha, you’re funny. Nice ratio.

[John Finn / Seán Óg Fionn @SeanFionn]

Johnson blanked by Windsor. In fairness he can see through the false charm and bonhomie. One of Harry's last ever public acts too.

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@realDonaldTrump That’s comedy gold.

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@ScottWSatek @drsoulhealer @4everNeverTrump @realDonaldTrump You want someone to doctor your ass? Interesting.