Sherlock

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Paging @UKLabour

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@NadineDorries I trust them as much as I trust politicians. Both cut from the same narcissistic cloth.

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@GordonDimmack @BritishGas Threaten them with reporting them to the ombudsman. They’ll be quick enough to reply. Make a complaint directly to the CEO too.

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@DavidPaisley I say it all the time but never in texts. That changes today!

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@dtaylor5633 Might want to redact your address and contact details…

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@GordonDimmack @BritishGas Why isn’t she on the vulnerable list?

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@AnnetteWardell @Tesco To comply with EU legislation despite us no longer being a member. 🤷‍♂️

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@MartinSLewis As long as the energy companies’ profits are ok though.

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@_euanmillar You should probably familiarise yourself with libel laws before tweeting again.

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@OllyParramore @BBC And we’ve to keep funding these nonces

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@MasonHolgoat @easyJet I know this might come as a surprise to you, but the UK is slightly bigger than what we can see in your second image.

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You’re the problem here. The bus was clearly indicating to pull over.

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@magamattygaga 10 years and 6 months

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@radartabs This isn’t even remotely funny

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@superstu1979 @LGC73 @OctopusEnergy What the hell has it got to do with you? STFU

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@Snitchtag3 @DollyDeighton Just her dignity. Speaking of which, that surname can’t be real!?!

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@Layo_FH What an ableist tweet. Maybe people with long-term health conditions need to be dropped off closer to the area where their appointments are.

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@Nick_Baker777 @AmazonUK My last parcel was delivered to an empty property next door. They’re beyond hopeless.

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@foxfzsd Except it’s not just the 5th of November. They’ve been going off for the past 2 months near my house. My dog is scared of her own shadow at this time of year. And I have to take her away every year to give her a bit of respite from it.

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@abbyscot10 @MartinSLewis @octupus Mine has exit fees. But only if you change supplier.

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@abbyscot10 @MartinSLewis Who are you with? Scottish Power will let you fix again without penalty if a cheaper deal is available. Worth reading the small print.