Will Sansom

Doing a strategy. Slightly crap at Twitter.

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@Se_Railway Any updates please?

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@JessGreenwood @paryshnikov He is literally the Toby to my Michael Scott.

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@ContagiousPaul Have you got a presentation shirt on?

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@andrewmccormick Thanks Andrew! Heading over to the Brooklyn Brothers to work in strategy. Based in Soho so not too far from you - beer soon?

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My time at Contagious has come to an end, but here's my list of the 10 best & bravest things from the last 10 years: https://t.co/tNbBhGbXAS

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@Uber_Support Hi, he has just messaged you. Please could you address this issue urgently as we are leaving the country today. Thanks

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@Uber_Support Message sent - thanks

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@Uber_Support I've done that but have heard nothing back. It's been 24hrs now. I am leaving Dubai soon - please advise! Thanks

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@Uber_Support trying to contact a driver in Dubai about lost property but your service continuously fails to connect me to them - help?

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Branded content/utility at its f*cking best (HT @kmonson and @paryshnikov )

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Turns out it's quite hard to find a tasteful picture of a unicorn to put into a presentation.

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I am definitely impressed when someone's Instagram picture has a Murakami book 'accidentally' left in the background.

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Running a workshop in a church crypt. Best wifi password ever. @ The… https://t.co/JXECjnIwC2

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*Shameless plug for the clever peeps at the Contagious Insider consultancy* I'll get me coat... https://t.co/QLSF1UnGsv

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Announcing the Contagious Pioneers 2017, the best and bravest agencies on the planet! And the winners are... https://t.co/wnc8MpsA2Q

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Can't decide what I'm more excited about the CIA declassifying - Uri Geller doodles or the recipe for invisible ink. https://t.co/EYPKnCUPzd

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@Michael_Boamah Makes me long for the kit someone bought me for my 8th birthday that let you turn a potato into an LCD clock.

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@Michael_Boamah Yeap. A toilet is the obvious gag but ironically that's one which has been around the longest!

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There are no jokes left to make about mundane items that could be connected/smart/quantified/IOT-equipped etc. They all actually exist.