Will

Thoughts & Prayers

Writer/Voice/Creative/Whatever

[Will @WillWoodII]

If you ever feel like you aren't making any progress in life go and check your tweets from 10 years ago

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Check out WW's video! #TikTok https://t.co/hdBbelLOqv

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Had an ANZAC biscuit for the first time yesterday.

Not worth going to war for IMO

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Hey has anyone tried the peanut butter and banana sandwich that killed Elvis?

Worth it or nah?

[Will @WillWoodII]

PRO TIP: Remember to always put your email attachment in first BEFORE you start writing the email about how incompetent other people are.

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Everyone wants an iPhone but no-one wants their kid to be autistic

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@joerogan Yo so the Haast Eagle is what the giant eagles in The Lord of the Rings movies are based on 🦅

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The audacity of Spark to think they could run sport when they can't even run voice-mail

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The Spanish women's football team is proof that if you can get out of Palmerston North early enough good things can still happen

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The more I learn about science the less I trust toilet brushes

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The world is like 20% memes now

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I always tie the string on my track pants when I go out in public out of respect

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Crypto currency is what happens when you stop bullying nerds

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Life is so much better when you are waiting for a big package

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The problem with vegetables is that they go off before I remember I have to eat them

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Badminton is basketball for white people

[Will @WillWoodII]

Just watched a pirated version of Captain Phillips and now I don't know who the bad guy is

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I think we owe it to Ray to all watch Goodfellas tonight

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The Lone Ranger was clearly a cry for help

[Will @WillWoodII]

Anyone else remember when 1 year used to take 1 year?

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Here is the full length finished movie. Eat and enjoy. ❤️➕⚡️
#ThorLoveAndThunder
@MarvelStudios @ThorOfficial