Cat-a-strophic

Adventure Time fanatic and paranoid hypochondriac. LOVES Cape Town and amethysts, classic music and The Beatles, Carl Larsson and my cat

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I might be back for now, or until I get bored and decide to get a new tattoo or a horse. Either way, hello

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Yeah, I could totally pull off Dakota Johnson

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Say "NO" to normal

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This will never make sense...

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Floss is for losers

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

Funny women are smart. Be careful.

[Elmar🕊 @look_its_elmar]

Some people be asking God for big blessings, when they can't even appreciate the blessings they already have.

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Best. Tweet. Ever!

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Bruce Jenner is better at being Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin

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I'm at that (st)age in my life where I have to decide whether I'll be going to a wedding or a stork tea... Luckily, none of them are mine

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"I'm bringing flip flops back"-me singing to Justin Timberlake

[NakedSuperman @Naked_Superman]

*brings Solange to a gunfight*

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Disney Channel movies tend to bring down my IQ tremendously

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"Shut up and jump on my tripod" - a tech guy being flirty

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Kiss kiss. Bang bang bang bang

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I might not be cool, but I'm half-Irish, that ought to account for something?

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By the beard of great Gandalf

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You are of no use to me if you don't know at least six Rocky Horror Picture Show songs by heart