lost in a Denny’s

I’m just trying to ride my bike with my pet cat. ACAB

[lost in a Denny’s @WillyTheRidd]

The chakra healer said I have some blockage in my solar plexus, I said I think that’s just IBS.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Maybe don’t post about killing high speed rail while you sit in a private plane?

[sam @sam_d_1995]

every car that does this should be impounded and the driver should have their license revoked. psychopathic behavior

[lost in a Denny’s @WillyTheRidd]

@Ollie_Cycles I find if I swing my bike lock around wildly people give me space!

[Ollie Oliver @Ollie_Cycles]

If I can reach your car with my axe, you're in violation of the NJ 4 foot passing law.

[lost in a Denny’s @WillyTheRidd]

@PabstPaladin Im suspicious you’re tweeting this early let alone out the house!

[🎸real life zac morganham🎸 @guitardude1236]

Here’s how YOU can stay safe as a pedestrian!
Simply demand your city provide you with:
1. Daylit crosswalks
2. Bumpouts that shorten your crossing distance
3. Leading pedestrian interval coupled with No Turn On Red
4. Continuous sidewalks/raised crosswalks
5. Less cars

[lost in a Denny’s @WillyTheRidd]

@Jbuck9797 @Frifuloid @hasanthehun Hows that boot taste? Or did you put it right past your tastebuds deepthroating that leather?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

hilarious how things are based and trad and rvturn when they're in Europe but if you want to build something like this in the US, it's communism

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

Found this absolute Chad on YouTube who reviews knives with messages at the video.

[Guns are Post-Birth Abortifacients (See Luigi) @ritaresarian]

Teachers buy school supplies out of their own pockets.

[ChipmanForRichmond @MrLegacyJones]

Essentially😬

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A police officer in Tennessee ran a red light and almost collided into a school bus. State trooper William Whitson didn't realize he was being recorded so he never reported the near crash. He was docked one day without pay.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Can’t stop won’t stop

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

Today I was told to "get the fuck out of the way!" while using a signaled and marked crosswalk in broad daylight. Unfortunately, that often-yelled phrase makes me walk even slower, for some weird go-fuck-yourself reason.

[lost in a Denny’s @WillyTheRidd]

@uncalivable Where can one find the source to make one of these?

[Phil BuildTheFutureNow 🇺🇸🦅🌲💙 @PhilSustainable]

The most plausible reason for teenage unhappiness

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Paint is not enough #paintisnotenough
https://t.co/V6Vqf4HB5d

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

homes in dense urban areas should have more closet space