Jeff Wilpon M.D.

Official profile of @Mets GM, I mean COO, depressed, 🍐-a-dee

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

Just know that I don’t like any of you either

[playoff chuckles @chirpychaz7]

Stopper: a pitcher who consistently stops a losing streak for their team.

Stoppers are known for stopping the other teams momentum and shutting them down.

The Samoan Stopper.

Sean Manaea.

[playoff chuckles @chirpychaz7]

Which organization is more dysfunctional?

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

Woody is a rookie. He should have fired Saleh mid flight home from London like I did with that bum Willie Randolph. Now that’s petty

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@NjTank99 hey Frank. Just feeling lonely. What was your favorite part about my tenure as COO? I need something to cheer me up

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Francisco Lindor isn’t worth the money.

Would you rather have 5 Todd Fraziers or one Francisco Lindor?

That’s a rhetorical question. Because you all know the answer. The kid from jersey.

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

I’m back bitches. Fuck Steve Cohen.

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@PetitePhD Didn’t sandy have cancer during the time? I don’t remember Bc I didn’t really care

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Lindor is a bust

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@stoolpresidente and I had a threesome with a sorority girl at U of Michigan two years ago. Was dope. No DP tho

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

May I suggest signing Todd Frazier to complete this offseason. We need his glove at 3B and his leadership in the clubhouse.

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Your daily reminder that I advocated trading Jarred Kelenic because I hate my fanbase

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@StephenJosiah13 Jarred Kelenic

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

Time to suck today’s dick

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

@CalMcnair I hired Brodie Van Wagon. Rookie

[Cal McNair @CalMcnair]

I’ll be honest guys....I don’t know what the hell I’m doin

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

@mikefichera I was always vetoed by Fred on that one. I tried though. Imagine the marketing for his 600th homer

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

Did it it ever occur to you that Brodie and I knew a sale of the team was imminent and conspired to trade Kelenic for the worst contract in baseball to fuck over Steve Cohen? No? You’re probably right Bc that would imply that I’m some evil genius when I’m clearly a dumb fuck.

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@MetsDaddy2013 Do you think I would have hired brodie if he wasn’t willing to take the reputational hit for trading Kelenic?

[Jeff Wilpon M.D. @WilponJeff]

@MetsDaddy2013 And you’re willing to make dumb trades that would fuck over Steve Cohen when I cashed out

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@MarkCHealey Pshh that’s a win for the Mets. Kris Bryant is fucking beautiful and his jerseys would sell like crazy. More women fans and engagement? Offer them Dom smith too