Wikus

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

benefits to dating me:

-you have no competition

that’s about it actuallybut i think it’s a good point

[Wikus @Winkster85]

@BayernMunich !! Champions of Europe ;)

[Ruggaworld 🏆🦁 🇿🇦 @Ruggaworld]

I am hiring the big screen at Newlands next week. When the Stormers have a penalty it will flash "Take the #%@& 3 points Jean"

[Words @wordstionary]

Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.

[Wikus @Winkster85]

"@zveki1339: "Roses are good, violets are fine.You can be the 6 and ill be the 9.Hahahaah @pickuplines"@_Patronams_

[Wikus @Winkster85]

@DavidMiller !! Speechless ....

[Wikus @Winkster85]

@_Patronams_ hahaha gifted hond dai

[Wikus @Winkster85]

"@ChildNoteBook: I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother fucker."@_Patronams_

[Wikus @Winkster85]

@_Patronams_

[AYYSIAN @AYYSIAN]

Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in back seat cause children.

[Wikus @Winkster85]

"@VuittonVomit: Boy: spell me Girl: M-E Boy: you forgot the D Girl: there's no D in me. Boy: not yet" @_Patronams_

[Wikus @Winkster85]

Tuks Of Niks !! 44-5 ;)