WittyMoniker

30 somethin nerd. Star Trek, MTG, X-Men, Cars Cars Cars. Don’t be a jerk. Drink water. Sleep a lot. Gimme ur dad’s phone number. 🏳️‍🌈💤🧸

[WittyMoniker @Witty__Moniker]

If witchcraft were real, I don’t think certain people would be in office. Because there are really only 2 scenarios:

Either A: Witchcraft is not real

Or

B: Witchcraft is real, but the people in office have more powerful witches protecting them.

Which is it?

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@cooliofressh @TigTheTiger_ So you took a screenshot but not a screenRECORDING

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@cronaj @bestofStarTrek Akoocheemoya…how dare you

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Why the FUCK is this game so hard

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@ohjeezriley @okay__work CUM TOGETHER!

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@The_Real_ITDUDE How the mighty have fallen.

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@Paddington_Boar Every time I see this man ANYWHERE

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@seeninheaven @erenfromtargets Lmao rookie numbers

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@clarksided

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@Eli_Gaskins @shu_b0x Saabs are actually cool collectors items now and are pretty rare. You should have said Saturn.

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I think gay men are the only group of people on the planet who can realize that when a man is too hot, there’s no way he’s actually real. This is AI slop.

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1. non potete davvero farmi seguire il calcio, così non vale
2. questo conferma tutto ciò che ho detto sempre sui brasiliani
3. non mi sento bene…

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@thescottbarber ??????

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@HafarJerem14376 @trinodj It is? I could have sworn it was Tiësto.

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@theBcouldbefor Computah…

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@newgamertag The ancient texts..,

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@hyperflesh Representing Llanddewi Brefi in style!

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@FUCCl I wish she never deleted this

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@CAdreamboy Lmao that’s how I felt about the ass shot

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@andasine Because they use lube and not THIS

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@POPin4k @leatualoa I didn’t like the ending :(