Max Walker

Communications Manager for @AZCathedral. Wednesday night DM for @BKAdventuers. Previously: @ABC15, @KCRG, @gazettedotcom, @KOMUnews.

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@_cingraham Congrats on your overqualification to be a Hill staffer

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

🇺🇸 Noah Webster’s spelling reform was based on his combined vision of logic and aesthetics. Thankfully, the publick readily accepted many of these changes. 🇺🇸

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@chrisalbon Bro Alan Wake was such a good game

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@Garrett_Archer As we used to say in the newsroom when I worked in Cedar Rapids:

"No politician goes to Iowa by accident."

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@kremlincardinal Stop using peanut butter for shampoo and that will end rather quickly

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@SamSykesSwears The severe shortage of minotaurs for the past two-ish millennia has really hamstrung labyrinth production.

[Nick Riccardi @NickRiccardi]

RIP to one of the greatest https://t.co/KT4SnE8y16

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

Brief period of small hail just now near 12th Street and Union Hills in #Phoenix

@abc15 #abc15 #abc15wx #azwx

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@timagne @stephen_richer When the roof & panels are open, I agree with you. Great ballpark experience.

But with everything closed off it just is missing that something for me. Feels too sterile and without character.

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

Having read thru the full Houthi PC small group logs, I've come to the sad realization that I'm the JD Vance of my group chats: overly emotional, slightly unprofessional, confused by what everyone is saying bc I won't scroll up, continually derails plans with late objections

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@chrisalbon *Instantly begins a cold sweat*

Thanks for making the Sunday Scaries worse, pal.

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@kremlincardinal Mike Truk was drafted straight out of high school in rural Oklahoma.

Glad to see he finally made The Show.

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

I never thought I'd see the day that bags no longer were free on Southwest.

Their #bagsflyfree commercials are ingrained into my skull and were a huge point of competitive advantage for more than a decade.

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

(Because if SPHEREx is on the market, that is objectively the best choice)

((But also how cute would it he for the satellites to be dating each other OMGggggg))

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

So in this analogy, are we and NASA dating? Or do we have to pick one of the satellites to date?

[NASA @NASA]

Join us for a double date? You, us and two new spacecraft 🚀

Today, March 8, at 10:10pm ET (0310 UTC March 9), PUNCH and SPHEREx are set to lift off to study the Sun and millions of galaxies.

Live coverage starts at 9:15pm ET (0215 UTC) here on X & on https://t.co/GlyfRjGOxF

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@chrisalbon This will be used as evidence during the AI Crimes Trials with Chief Justice GPT7

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

Homonyms are one of English's most adversarial traits to non-native speakers

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

burrow = 🐿️

borough = 🌆

burro = 🫏

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

burrow = 🐿️

borough = 🌆

burro = 🫏

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@kremlincardinal Buddy this is X now. You're an expert in literally everything.

[Max Walker @WmMaxWalker]

@kremlincardinal And much as rosaries come in different sizes, start with the small cross and incrementally increase the burden until you need a friend/stranger the cops found on the street to carry it for you!