William R Frank

Cartoonist; Illustrator; Warehouse flunkie; Browncoat

[William R Frank @WmRFrank]

@Rschooley To Thump, everyone who wears a uniform is his toy soldier.

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@StephenKing JK looks like a partially melted wax figure of HPL

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@Sonova_Beachbum @JohnFugelsang I don't remember who he was when I wrote this reply...and that was NOW!

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@Rschooley Trump can't remember what happened five minutes ago. To him, last month is a VERY long time ago.

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@ZackHee_B @Iearnhistory @Time4KnowIedge The TV series "How It's Made" did a segment about that.

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@drakkenmensch @OptimoPrincipi @AliceAvizandum @TheRealBuzz @NASA @AmyShiraTeitel @elonmusk @spacecentre "There are those who believe that life here began Out There, far across the Universe, with tribes of humans;
that they may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans..."

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@pantomath__ I was planning to do an "Abominable Showman" cartoon along those lines; oh well...guess I don't have to now.

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@pitchblacksteed "Father! Come quickly! There's been a rather...messy...accident!"

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@itsJeffTiedrich @MikeOkuda 🖐️✋👍🖖

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@AjayFry I tried that yesterday; When I typed my first name I got one Willem Dafoe, two Mel Gibsons (Braveheart) and one Will Smith...
Then I typed my last name and ended up with an entire page full of William H. Macy...and one Frank Sinatra...
I have no idea what to do about that...

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@dhevans77 @pitchblacksteed "I'm anaspeptic...phrasmotic...even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulations." 😁

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@KHiveLLP @eclecticbrotha Perhaps he considers the emergency hearing a birthday gift? 🤔

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@dave_schilling "Say 'Mailbox' one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say 'Mailbox' one more God-damned time!"

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@candorschatz @grandmagrit @chipfranklin I said this yesterday:
he should be wrapped in Kraft paper, and a fourth class stamp stuck on him, and then dropped off at a Post Office; see how fast they 'lose" him.

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@ItsAndyRyan @YourComicMuse Do the apples have spots on them? And are there birds and bees?
Please?

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@GeeGeeAkili Wrap him up in Kraft paper, stick a fourth class bulk mail stamp on hi and drop him off at the post office; see how fast they "lose" him.

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@indyfromspace 9: has X been a featured subject on an episode of "Ancient Aliens?" 🤨

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@007 @sophiemendi "Surely you must be joking!"
"I never joke about my work, Double-O Seven! And don't call me 'Shirley!'"

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@RealCrystalLowe When I did this, I typed my first name and got one Willem Dafoe, two "Mel Gibson in Bravehearts" and one Will Smith. then I typed my last name.
I got an entire page full of William H. Macy...and one Frank Sinatra.

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Jenna should, maybe, string those individual words together into an actual sentence and see if they make any kind of sense.