Andre Woltemade

[Andre Woltemade @Woltemadex]

@ArminWolf “Seit 5:45 wird zurückgeschossen”. Einfach abartig

[Joey Oberhoffner 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @oberhoffner]

There it is: the cutest thing I’m going to see today.

[David Sinclair @davidasinclair]

Having a dog at home almost halves the odds those 65 and greater will become disabled within 3.5 years. Having a cat: no benefit 😼 https://t.co/5zRg0YIvHG

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Pretty soon, the only platform willing to host RT will be Spotify.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | Justin Trudeau looks better bare-chested than Putin does. He's also a bigger threat to the world order.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Here why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

[Oliver Moody @olivernmoody]

Stand aside, der Shitstorm: there's a new kid on the block of English swearwords that appear to be considered totally innocuous in German

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Ce soir, mon premier message est un appel à l'esprit de responsabilité aux six millions d'entre vous qui n'ont encore reçu aucune dose de vaccin. Une personne vaccinée a 11 fois moins de chance de se retrouver à l'hôpital en soins critiques. Vaccinez-vous pour vous protéger.

[Ari Krauss @AriKrauss]

There is a 7 season sitcom in this headline

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

The last few months for Rudy Giuliani:

1. Gets caught (allegedly) undoing his pants in a Borat movie
2. Hosts an election fraud presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
3. Sweats so much his hair dye melts
4. Audibly farts in a hearing
5. Tests positive for covid-19

An icon.

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

Ottawa is a colourful town - autumn photo from the International Space Station.

[Jen Woltemade @JAWoltemade]

Getting a bit of a break from the Sitges heat - Puigcerdá is stunning, mountainous, and a stone's throw away from Andorra and Toulouse! @ Puigcerdá, Cataluna, Spain https://t.co/Gcrdj3LtKF

[Andre Woltemade @Woltemadex]

@realDonaldTrump Halt doch ein einziges Mal Deine Fresse

[Jen Woltemade @JAWoltemade]

@LearNonsense Spencer wishes Rosie a fantastically happy birthday and marvelous new year from Germany! 💗🎂🇩🇪

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

BREAKING: Due to massive incompetence and inexplicable delay, WHO to rename Covid-19 to Covfefe-45.

[Jen Woltemade @JAWoltemade]

Spencer would like to remind y'all to try to find a simple pleasure like sticking your head in a deliciously greasy paper bag to help get us through these trying times. Also that he loves each and every one of you,… https://t.co/pTSBwxMsIx

[Jen Woltemade @JAWoltemade]

Half-measures remind me of restaurants and bars in the 80s: 'would you like a smoking or non-smoking table tonight?' IN THE SAME DAMN ROOM

[TrekMovie.com @TrekMovie]

Courtesy of Chris Wilson, via @MikeOkuda's Facebook page.

[Andre Woltemade @Woltemadex]

The size of this wow

[Luca Parmitano @astro_luca]

Want to see inside the International @Space_Station? @AstroDrewMorgan and I can't wait to show you around. Tune in to @esa Web TV ahead of our #SpacewalkForAMS at 11:00 CET tomorrow for the full and unedited tour. #MissionBeyond