Matt Porter

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@auspost virtual assistant? Virtually useless

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@JetstarAirways - stop with the bullshit! 10:30pm is when airport staff are promising to provide the next update on the status of the aircraft and maybe a departure time!

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

Well done @JetstarAirways - allegedly 10mins to departure, still no information or updates.

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@julianoshea How do you feel about buses? Wider than a RAM or other US ‘truck’

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@DanielAndrewsMP The carry-on limit and if I’ll live long enough to see it come into service

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

Celebration of Christmas has been banned once in the history of the United States (well technically pre-United states) in 1659 in Boston Christians banned Christmas as a pagan celebration and a day of excess

[TaranWanderer @TarynnWanderer]

@_HurricaneLane_ @neiltyson Is Christmas still a Christian holiday? Just wondering because as someone on the outside looking in it's hard to tell.

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@WhoGivesACrapTP fear not, you guys are my favourite - but I’m a single man with 2/3 of a 48 pack left!

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@alexweberis @AsmodeeDigital @Steam Yes - this is an appalling interface oversight/fail (noting they changed the interface to enact this ‘improvement’). Large number of iPhone users will face this same problem

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@Playdek can you please update the Agricola app on iOS? It’s sad to be losing an app with the latest iOS update

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@epidemicerin @theedubs @tpwky recently come across your podcast, completely loving it. I’m just going to throw it out there in case no-one else has: The Erin-demiologists #erindemiologists

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@Pierre_Pascal3 @iRobot 11, -10, and -5 respectively!

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@brianj959 @realcanberra The same fool also made creme brûlée’s

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@ckesteven There’s a meme doing the rounds referring to COVID-19 as the Boomer Remover...

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@brianj959 @Travon Is he the Elfman on the Shelf, man?

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@Pierre_Pascal3 @Virgin_Sport No

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@brianj959 @AlexanderDowner @abcnews @LiberalAus @AustralianLabor @Greens Or are you just liberal with your application of butter to your bread?

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@brianj959 @GrogsGamut But I want my new government now!!!

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@Smartsheila @AntonyGreenABC @sirisgonerogue NASA also used a pencil. But broken pencil graphite is a big fire hazard in pure oxygen environments (see Apollo 1). A guy then spent his own money developing a pressurised ballpoint pen cartridge.

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@AntonyGreenABC @sirisgonerogue 2B or not 2B?

[Matt Porter @Wombus]

@brianj959 @betsylavolette I believe dishonour on your family is somewhat traditional