Wonder Monkey 🙊

Academy Award-watching actor.

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@hicasamadim 72

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@RazorbackWill @Cyberphobe____ @Breaking911 @RapidReport2025 Blurry or not, you're still helping to spread the graphic image.

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@RazorbackWill @Cyberphobe____ @Breaking911 @RapidReport2025 You're saying they should cover it up to not traumatize people after you just shared an enlarged photo of it?

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That was the most staged money grab I’ve ever seen. #RouseyCarano

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@jlkurtz Wndrm0nkey

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@MatthewBAX @ianmiles Nah. Apple spends billions annually on their advertising and marketing budget. How many Tesla commercials have you seen?

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@JebraFaushay N64 Gigachad.

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@ClownWorld I worked there for 16 years. They’ll never change the price. The hot dog and rotisserie chickens are loss leaders.

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@DudespostingWs We don’t get enough recognition.

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@WilliamShatner And sing the Adam Sandler song?

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@alphafox When the teacher hands out clay in art class to make pinch pots.

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@Wisdom_HQ 0. The couple went on a picnic not a pichnic.

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@Wisdom_HQ 116. Move the middle horizontal stick in the “4” under the top left stick.

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@ThadhaniManish_ @crazyclips_ Same girl. She’s on TikTok.

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@elonmusk My wife and kid were in the back seat watching Netflix. I summoned the car to me and it started driving off in the wrong direction and almost left the parking lot with them both in the back seat. 🤣

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@sarahadams I didn’t know it was spelled “Ph.D” and used as a prefix.

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@XHabib Yes please.

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@EITMonline here’s a radical idea for smokers. Keep the cigarette butts in your own damn car.

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@EA @Battlefield You have a typo in the description of the field maintenance upgrade for the MBT. Can you hook me up with a free upgrade for taking the time to proofread your copywriter’s work?

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@PastorDeberny But honestly, who gets married on a Tuesday?