Woo

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

Stadium cleaners whenever it's Japan playing.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

“People don’t realize $50 million is actually $0 when you’re a retard like me”

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Realest shit I ever saw

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

ur average latina: “nigga you bettah not be cheating on me nigga”

[King Dominu$👑 @KlNGDOMlNUS]

Junior would’ve killed them mfs🤣😭💀

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Jesus Christ

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

One time my dad took me to a check-up and the doctor told me happy birthday. My dad snapped "It's NOT her birthday." So the doctor silently handed him my chart while asking me how old I was. I said ten! 😁 and then I got in trouble. for not telling...my dad..about...my birthday

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Baby, he paid her to do this. That’s his kink.

[TMTG @Jo_GotGame]

Y’all not doing sundresses this year?

[Lojutu. @Betwitbizzy]

Saved Marvel. Juneteenth special. ♥️🖤💚

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[Ashley Baker🗣🎙✨ @AshleyBaker_21]

The Dallas Cowboys

[Brxntwood Bxby @Mxliibu]

Bumps & Bruises.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

It’s a public library, museum, playground, and public park with walking trails.

All privately funded, and for the public.

Cope harder bro.

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

HOLD THAT 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸