My neighbor sued me over a tree.
He claimed the branches damaged his fence and demanded $25,000.
He sounded so confident that even I started wondering if I’d lose.
The judge asked one question:
“Who owns the tree?”
“My neighbor,” he replied.
Then the judge looked at the property survey.
The tree wasn’t on my property.
It wasn’t on his either…
If any of your Ronaldo friends suddenly start saying Messi is their new GOAT after 15 years, avoid them.
They will forget the times you came through for them when things gets tough for you.
Some players are privileged to play in teams full of winners under great coaches.
Even 10 world cups can’t redefine the GOAT because You don’t choose your country, it chooses you.
But you do choose the club you represent.
Cristiano Ronaldo. The Undisputed 🐐
I sold my old car to a guy who seemed genuinely excited to buy it.
Two weeks later, I got a letter in the mail saying the car had been involved in a hit-and-run.
I panicked because the registration was still in my name.
I called the buyer, but every call went straight to voicemail.
For a few days, I honestly thought I was going to be dragged into someone else’s mess.
Eventually, the buyer called me back…
.@BlaqBonez BEFORE ME YOU NO DEY CARRY BOUNCER
NOW EVERYWHERE YOU GO YOU DEY CARRY BOUNCER
I MADE SURE OF THAT
BECAUSE YOU MADE THE VICTIM CARRY BOUNCER
NO WORRY. THE WORLD GO SOON KNOW YOUR TALES.
TOXIC, NARCISSISTIC,SEXUAL ABUSING BULLY.
I GO BULLY YOU TILL YOU DIE.
PUSSY.
I have never said Ronaldo is better than Messi, I love Ronaldo more than Messi, it has nothing to do with good, better, best. I appreciate and recognize Messi’s greatness but my love for CR7 is made from heaven.