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'Just go on dancing like this with me forever, Garraty, and I'll never tire. We'll scrape our shoes on the stars and hang upside down from the moon'

[midwestern bitch @fraisecoded]

he gave me some dick in bed now he think his dick is embedded

[Jubby @taeminluvr7]

hesty serving cunt and her son serving Inconsolable fear of the unknown

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy birthday to ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ creator Stephen Hillenburg, who would’ve been 65 years old today.

[gigi holland’r @tykayl]

me reading to see if I got name dropped and made the antagonist

[Lex Apro @hannaehwrites]

Going to set this play in the fictional town of Gucci, Maine.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Mike Faist stars as Charles Trask in Zoe Kazan’s limited series adaptation of ‘EAST OF EDEN.’

(Source: https://t.co/1ZnlIJFWAn)

[sam @samcanmiss]

Her joy before even realizing it was someone she knew.... im moved and inspired

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 08.16.48

[shannon crave @constantlyshan]

Shannon is having avocado toast.

She has made peace with the concept of never owning a home. (WSJ)

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

You’re telling me it was supposed to be Dev… I just need a minute

[annabelle ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ @annsvillie]

long distance best friend surprised me and made a gif of it

[Lewis @L_A_D_J]

Nathan Cofnas who "broke" the story about Jason Arday.

He says Arday gave him the chance for a story to retaliate for being fired & start a "revolution" against Black people in academia.

"After the revolution, I'll be the head of the dept of eugenics & race science at Harvard'.

[Snoopy @snoopyhero53]

Snoopy :)

[DynamicTake @ProDynamicJL]

When Kenny Omega wrestled a 9 year old girl named Haruka in 2011…

She hit a 619, he sold for her, and he still calls it his favorite match of the year 🔥

[e 🎧 @moonsong111]

looked at a photo of myself i used to absolutely detest and realised i looked normal in it the whole time

[mimiꨄ︎ @janetpt2]

when people get irritated at calling things like fête de la music “fete” and calling carnival “carni” i just keep quiet because shortening words is my favourite british thing to do sorry

[bec @benepla_]

My sister on Instagram 😭😭

[dors ‏꩜ @60svolver]

ringo: i'm leaving the band
george: हरे कृष्ण

john and paul: