Writ Personalities

Content marketing enthusiast, social media strategist, branding tactician, hospitality consultant, unapologetic Diet Coke fanatic. I work magic with words.

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@Uber_Support I’ve had two customer service agents basically tell me to F off. I don’t need any more canned responses thanks. Repeated delivery issues and you guys blame the customer.

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So apparently @UberEats business model is to just not deliver food and then still make you pay for it. I’m pretty sure that’s straight up theft.

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

I NEED this MAGNETIC. PILLOW. FORT. I'm on the list for some discounts when it comes out! https://t.co/BfOebAzixF

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@AskPayPal So what are people supposed to do when their card expired, you guys fail to send new ones, and no one answers the phone or responds to messages?

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@HCWeiss @authenticbuzz Why assume that’s not something she would actually enjoy...?? ;) #iwould (double-spaced “typo” just for funsies)

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@larrykim Literally the most awful advice.

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

You guys.... I can’t believe I have to say this, but your B&BW Cherry Razzleberry “sanitizer” isn’t going to do anything but make you smell like garbage fruit. I mean, it’ll keep ME away, but I’m not that kind of viral. #coronavirus #sanitizer #WashYourHands

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@HCWeiss You’re hiallarious

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@CoxHelp It says you can't receive DMs. Is there an outage in 89044 or not?

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@CoxHelp Hey guys! Is there an outage in 89044? Having serious issues for about an hour now and can't sign in to make a report

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

.@kelly_clarkson Been a big fan for ages, but how do you justify appearing on a show with Cee-Lo Green, who has serious issues with consent, as evidenced by his own gross tweets?

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

This. Really stupid move, @NBCTheVoice @adamlevine Also gross.

[Joel Klettke @JoelKlettke]

What's that? You haven't heard of @eman_zabi? LET'S CHANGE THAT.

She's all about funny, sharp, personality-filled copy: like hiring the sarcastic introvert (with a heart o' gold) who quietly observers humanity and then makes sure you don't sound as boring as everybody else

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

Marketing... it’s harder than it looks. #savage #wendys #ihob

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

Hey heeeeeey it's #NationalRoséDay!! Get your pink drink on with the delicious bottles I wrote up for my amazing friends at @WineGeographic https://t.co/N6rWR2hUNE #provence #roseallday

[Hillary Weiss Presswood @HCWeiss]

It's high noon in the desert.

A woman, clearly lost for days, crawls toward you slowly.

She touches your feet.

She opens her cracked, dry mouth and wheezes:

"Sign up for my FREE masterclass..."

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

Aging is hard, especially when you aren’t getting your sleep 😴 Here are some expert tips I curated for @Caring #sensacalm #sleeptips https://t.co/MIbSGWsphj

[SensaCalm @SensaCalm]

💤 Want to learn how to overcome #SleepProblems at any age? Several experts (including @SensaCalm's own @blanketlady) share #SleepTips with @thebrownbits in this @Caring feature. https://t.co/9CsRcEcxwv

[Writ Personalities @WritPersonality]

@ProfessorCopy My mother used to put out three boxes of cereal and a jug of milk for dinner and call it a buffet. I guess she was ahead of her time.