Jessica Barnett

Random with a method; extremist on a middle ground. You probably followed my old account. Opinions are my own. They/she.

[Jessica Barnett @WriterJessB]

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[CornDoggyLOL @CornDoggyLOL]

The NFL Playoff Picture Is Set!! 🙂

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

herbo special 🫡

like + repost to win

[bonky @shesbonky]

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

[Jessica Barnett @WriterJessB]

We're doing memes with AI now? Ew

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

Shows how the vaccines always kill you in the end. Jimmy Carter got the diphtheria vaccine in 1934 and died just 90 years later

[Jessica Barnett @WriterJessB]

Jimmy Carter:

[mike luckovich @mluckovichajc]

I kept changing my mind which Jimmy Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

All my plans for the rest of the year look like this

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

All houses should have an introvert corner like this 😭❤️

🎥: hennanoor_ on TT.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

IMO a diagnostic criterion for autism should be “Have you experienced a lifelong pattern of people hating you without being able to cite actual examples of wrongdoing on your part?”

[𝐀² 💫 @angantonini]

“Jalen Hurts is being evaluated for a concussion”

[Jessica Barnett @WriterJessB]

THAT'S MY KICKER!!!! #TNF #DENvsLAC

[Jessica Barnett @WriterJessB]

I wonder how old this post was. The guy looks like he could be related to my late grandad.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

4. More than one hero sitting at your table.

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

one of Minnesota's top broadcasters in the 1980s/90s currently sits in a room in Maple Grove where the running water has been cut to the sinks

she doesnt have a phone, shes only allowed out with supervision

she has a TV that mostly stays off

3 meals/day are delivered

🧵1/?

[Jessica Barnett @WriterJessB]

@RicoModernWorld

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

addicted to asking "do you want one of you two" when walking past a couple taking a selfie. just my little bit to keep love alive.

[elle ✨ @heyellehogan]

This early dating tip surprised my guy friends:

Never make jokes about a woman’s safety.

Example: She says she’s sharing her location with friends during your date. Do NOT say “What, you don’t trust me?!”

It activates an ick so primal, so powerful, that you will not recover.

[emily may @emilykmay]

still maintaining that the best dating advice is "if he wanted to, he would."

"what if he can't?"

it doesn't really matter, the outcome is the same.

[alice @rainongaga_]

the fact she is only 32 but has lived so many lives… the day we get a miley cyrus documentary, I'll so seated!