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I'm off Twitter for a while

[S W @Wrobez]

@GoStanford @WellsFargo @StanfordWBB Winning a championship during a worldwide pandemic!

[Stanford Cardinal 🌲🤓 @GoStanford]

🚨 HOME OPENER GIVEAWAY 🚨

Enter to win a VIP Fan Experience to Saturday's @StanfordFball matchup with Sac State, presented by @WellsFargo!

Like + RT to enter! 🙌

[S W @Wrobez]

@DaStanfordTree LFG Tree!

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Last weekend in Vegas @CoryMcConnell reminded me that one time I went on a cruise and “filmed” a music video.

Well, I did it again. 200 RTs and I’ll drop the whole thing later today.

[Jon Mooallem @jmooallem]

[Oscar telecast voice]

[S W @Wrobez]

@GoStanford @StanfordWBB Watching my daughter's futsal game

[S W @Wrobez]

@janetvarney @SFSketchfest @dantebasco @GreyDeLisle @phillamarr Do you know what episode you'll be doing? I'll be there live and want to re-watch ahead of time.

[trash jones @jzux]

wow free speech is so important ❤️ so thankful for this app

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Of all the Benatars my favorite is probably Pat.

[Channel Tree Sports 🌲 @channeltree]

Stanford has not won a football game since they suspended the Tree #FreeTheTree

[Stinson Dean 🌲🪓 @LumberTrading]

if la croix doesn’t make it thru the weekend, I just want to say that every flavor basically tasted the same

[Pfingerz @passionfingerz]

My friend at @Twitter says it's all running on @elonmusk's laptop now and he got the last engineer pregnant and they had a baby and the baby looked him right in the eyes and said "$8"

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite

post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)

[S W @Wrobez]

@BermudezManny This you? https://t.co/g8pCzNafLK

[Manuel Bermudez @BermudezManny]

Is it too late for me to become a plus-sized male model?

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

i wish we could sign each others yearbooks

[S W @Wrobez]

@briancgrubb Thanks for all the free tweets, Brian! I enjoyed most of them!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she spent $44,000,000,000 to stop me from doing top 5 lists. #RIPTwitter

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

anyway if Twitter actually does die please note that its dying lesson will be "billionaires are sometimes kinda dumb" and that's actually a pretty important thing to remember in general