Wutang Moms

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by memes

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"dont percieve me" already exists in the phrase "dont mind me" HELLLOOOOOO

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LIFE HACK : Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

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"you say I'm a dreamer, but I'm a thot"

- Li' Lenn0n

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person 1: you know, you're a real contrarian.

person 2: no I'm not!

Jim Halpert stares at the viewers

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what if the b was in apt 24???

[NASA @NASA]

#ICYMI: This morning, @Pontifex spoke with the @Space_Station crew from the Vatican. Watch the event: https://t.co/pTde8A3V7V

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Wait, I've been following HerCampus for HOW LONG?!

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'meal preppin like a motherfucker'

"...wait so it that a lot of meal prepping or not?"

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i don't know what to do.
so please, Helen Mirren,
come through

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i hope Stephen Hawking's having a good time wherever she is -- and yeah I said SHE because Stephen Hawking is a WOMAN

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what was life like before tiny backpack culture?

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"I think Ive been ghosted"
'that sucks man. were you talking for long?'
"yeah but since the car crash their ghost follows me everywhere now"

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great minds rhyme alike!!! @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver

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"you are what you eat"

'I just called you white trash'

"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT"

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you know what they say, Rome wasn't built in a day. It was built with the rest of the Earth in 7 days

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Freddi: I dunno, it was kinda lukewarm overall.
Luke: HEY! Can we not use my name to indicate mediocrity. I'm a friendly guy.

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fuck off nitrogen based life forms carbon is the best! and fuck you too seagulls I don't care how many carbons you have youre the worst

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We are standing on the shoulders of giants and I would like to get down now.

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manic pixie dream activists suk
https://t.co/f2N4y9rwpk

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Stay woke? more like, I'm still broke thankyouverymuch!