Beef Boy

Just a guy with an anonymous email and anonymous Twitter account where I poast things I don't want my IRL associated with!

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@ClownWorld Step 1: stop moving the moment you realize you f’d up
Step 2: deflate tires until clearance is restored and slowly drive out the same way you drove in
Step 3: let spouse know you’ll be enjoying an unpaid vacation for the foreseeable future
Step 4: call boss, then unemployment

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@scifibobby @glangley Exactly. These scare campaigns have no basis in reality. We can rest easy in the knowledge that this omnipresent surveillance apparatus will never be abused by three-letter agencies, nor as a means to locate and forcibly inject individuals with experimental pharmaceuticals.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@GayNarwhal69 @CScottHines @bradbernstein27 We have CBP’s statements on the contents of the phone. Then there’s the self destructive operating system, which doesn’t exactly scream “not a paedo”

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@ForumForThought @CScottHines @bradbernstein27 First, there’s no warrant requirement at the border. Second, absolutism is nonsense. Nobody cares if a dirty bomb is uncovered during an illegal search. What matters is that NYC isn’t radioactive . I feel the same way about paedos.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@AlekRobison @moncapitanuss @stevehunsaker1 Now this is a the type of service that’ll win you repeat business. You’re going places, chief.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@CScottHines @bradbernstein27 Allegedly the phone contained CSAM/CP. As much as I wish I could call myself an absolutist when it comes to civil liberties, I’ll give the government a pass when it comes to catching the paedos

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@farman4x 4

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

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[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@AlekRobison @moncapitanuss @stevehunsaker1 In no way is hanging a ceiling fan a 15 minute The actual install, sure, 15 minutes. But it’ll take 15 minutes just to discuss the job and get paid. To say nothing of preparing tools and supplies, unloading the ladder, cleaning up, after yourself, and driving to the job.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@moncapitanuss @stevehunsaker1 That’s great for you, but $80 is well below market for quality work, so I wouldn’t use it as a basis for future expectations.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@EndWokeness @grok Jewish lightning!

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@Nicole06079614 These people think of the law like it’s witchcraft. Do tell us when you’re able to access your secret trust fund. I’m sure it’ll happen soon!

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@Shawn_sm145 What even is this?

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@BurnTheCorpFic This is basically legal sorcery. And like any sorcery, it doesn’t work.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@GingerInGA00 @LateCoomer @ljmontello Pardon my ignorance! How could I have overlooked a fate as ubiquitous as lynching in 2026? Between all that strange fruit and the fugitive slave catchers, it’s a wonder there are any colored men leftover to play in the negro leagues this season.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@Cant_Be_Rated Oh, really?

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@GingerInGA00 @LateCoomer @ljmontello

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@DerenicByrd If everybody’s story is the same… maybe it means they’re telling the truth.

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@sjhbrooklyn People tend to be safe around their friends. Strangers less so

[Beef Boy @XOMondayLarry]

@komal_114 @Rumialol 271k?