César García

Ex-Microsoft FTE 15y+, Ex-Bungie FTE 7y+. #opentowork

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@mulaney @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix I could only watch 10 mins of it

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@elonmusk @elonmusk you can’t even pronounce her name correctly

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@PursuingFreed0m Helpful!

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@jgpeporrasm @juanbeisbol @LittleLeague @ESPNDeportes El segunda base nunca intentó hacer el tag, por lo que el corredor no puede ser marcado out.

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@uhmaayyze Congrats!!

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Visited @SnapdragonStdm for the first time. I can’t believe this place is less than a year old; it looks as if it was built in the ‘60s. And the elevator licenses are expired.

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@mtgreenee No one kicked you out. You disqualified yourself.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

If you watch only one video today….make it a monkey washing a cat…

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Holy crap, Amazon

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@elonmusk @hodgetwins @micsolana It wasn’t an order that Twitter had to follow.

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When soccer is exciting

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Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

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I have a screenshot from a an earlier Powerball tweet today stating that there were no winners, but now they’re saying there’s a winner. What’s going on? @PowerballUSA #powerballl

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@blaireerskine Congrats!!

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@LehRandomHandle I’m not on the right and I can tell you that he changed. Or we’re now seeing who he really is. https://t.co/PgtfeICuso

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@astros Also Altuve has a .000 AVG with 16 ABs this postseason.

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@KeithOlbermann Trashy work by @RileyMilhon.

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@astros Trashy work by @RileyMilhon.

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Beware. @ClimateArena sells these seats for their live concert events.

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@Phototogboy @Pink lol he’s choosing not to get help