Jose Xini Wini

El que jode.

[Daniel Piker @KangarooPhysics]

The optimal known packing of 17 equal squares into a larger square - i.e. the arrangement which minimises the size of the large square.

[George Kaplan @GeorgeKplan]

Tres años ya sin ella. Tres años sin ninguno de los dos. 🖤
«Porque la familia es lo que cabe entre los abuelos.»

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

I created a Google Calendar event in the year 7777 CE, but the start time in the confirmation email is off by an hour from the one in the calendar. I love imagining the heavy sigh from whoever handles this bug report.

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

Unlike most people on Twitter, I’m actually using GPT3 in a production system. The mistake people are making is they are asking “how can I use this to automate a smart person’s job”, when they should be asking “what would I do if I had unlimited dumb people”

[Peter Clowes @peterclowes]

Why I left @twitter or rather why I did not sign up for “extremely hardcore” Twitter 2.0

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[Jose Xini Wini @XiniMelon]

@filosoblosco @cgalmes93 @VictorGallen @URAPlay @BlaZeEEEr_1 *psicopatia*

[Jose Xini Wini @XiniMelon]

@filosoblosco @cgalmes93 @VictorGallen @URAPlay @BlaZeEEEr_1 Opcion 1, cualquier otra opcion es sintoma de psicopatua grave.

[Ash @dr_ashwitt]

Laughing but also crying at this

[Jacques O @Dr_Destouches]

Desde los dosmiles no ha cambiado exactamente NADA. Los jóvenes de 2005 han arrastrado su fracaso a los 40 y los que llegan ocupan hoy su lúgubre lugar. El único colectivo que ha mejorado su patrimonio y perspectivas han sido los que cogieron al vuelo el chollo de representarles.

[Startup Illustrated 💭 @StartupIllustr]

“It is always easier to talk about change than to make it.” - Alvin Toffler

[/dev/null 🐀 @agarwal_mohit]

@averdejo @nixcraft Also :)

https://t.co/jNtUzekktC

[Sharif Shameem @sharifshameem]

Found this comment in Apple’s open source chess engine source

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[marius eriksen @marius]

Concurrent programming with Java volatiles

[Guts Graduates with a Masters in Swag @YuYuisblack]

Helvatica Standard is the new meme so im gonna post one that I found funny

[Ben Simo 🐋 @QualityFrog]

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42

Tester:

[Tess Rinearson @_tessr]

I AM DECEASED.