Richard Johnson

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@Pope_Bane @ICRscience "Adapted"

[♍️VirG.O.A.T_ King👑 @Darhk_Matter87]

We are never beating the allegations are we🤦🏿🤣🤣?

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@RPattenWatson @MorosKostas Its not about safety. It's about control.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@wnypoker @0x_lettuce_af What about 7.62x39?

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@mattbegreatyt 22 got like 5 carries in the second half...wtf

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@kdbsuff @damienslash @captgouda24 It's really simple. If a bad person wants to do bad..they 99% of the time don't want to be stopped. They pick the easiest path. Unarmed victims. If the treat of someone be8ng armed is there, it's less likely to happen. Evil prey on the weak.

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@gr82bAnAUTiger @SSN_Alabama Bama played the iron bowl missing 6 linebackers .. 6... and Auburn didn't " beat the crap out of them" That was the only loss on the season as well. Also.. Bama had about 12 players hurt in this game 6 starters before the game, and 4 more went out. Hard to win that way

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@SSN_Alabama This team doesn't deserve a playoff birth.

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Glock Gen V go brrrrrrrrrrr

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

I hope I win this Primary Arms SLx 4.5-27 Giveaway PACKAGE from @primaryarms! https://t.co/v67NVysS1Y

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #TySimpson

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@taz8tj @shaunmmaguire To make it easier to murder us

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@F1sT @CallofDuty @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @DHSgov @FBIDirectorKash @JDVance Wrong.

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@fallenrabbits @thedailyrabbit_ It's legit

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@DonutOperator @extraemilyy Help her out Donut

[DenForBroncos @BroncosDenv]

Interesting.🤔 Time to prove the world who these Denver Broncos are #BroncosCountry

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@morganisawizard No

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@AnthonyDiPaola1 @TDAlabamaMag Ok... so ya gonna bench the whole o line? That was the major problem

[Richard Johnson @XxNoStepOnSnekk]

@wenwyn_77 That's what we needed... and it happened