Sayan Mitra

I am spending a year dead for tax purposes!

[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

The CON MAN

"They want us to wait until 2047 for a good life, but we may not even be alive in 2047" - CM Modi

[Priyank Kharge / ಪ್ರಿಯಾಂಕ್ ಖರ್ಗೆ @PriyankKharge]

4,000 EVMs conveniently destroyed in mystery fire at Kolkata Government building.

One has to admire the consistency of these remarkable coincidences.

The fire reportedly started on the third floor of the ten-storey building and, somehow bypassing the fourth, fifth and sixth floors, reached the eighth and ninth floors where the EVMs were stored.

Every shred of potential evidence relating to the Bengal election manipulation now disappeared.

Master conspirators like the BJP+ECI would know better than anyone: the surest way to avoid scrutiny is to ensure there is nothing left to scrutinise.

[Tenzing Lamsang @TenzingLamsang]

This gets worse.

So not only did the US Navy fire two missiles and kill three Indian sailors they refused to rescue the 24 Indian crew despite saying they are on fire, the vessel is sinking and that they are an all Indian crew.

The Omanis rescued them.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Madam @navikakumar I’m aware comedy isn’t journalism. We are both funny, in VERY different ways. Here’s a fact, you posted asking people for their take. I responded with mine. Sometimes questions are followed by answers. I empathise, this seems like new territory for you. Anyway….imma bounce 🙏

[Joy @Joydas]

More important to know: The fishing boat which had gone near an Italian ship had no identification and was classified as a threat and fired. Manmohan Singh Govt showed its might and Italian Marines were Jailed. After Narendra Modi became PM, they went home and never returned.

[Komal @Komal_Indian]

How things work in funny ways

This 🤡 sent 'his kid/launda' as a 'spy' in CJP protest. This kid gave an intentional inflammatory statement to the media, which got viral, picked by the clown's own ecosystem, and they started threatening the kid and his family thinking he was from CJP

Now 🤡 is issuing clarifications and begging to delete posts

What levels of insecurity makes someone do this bs for students protesting against goddamn paper leaks

[Yogendra Yadav @_YogendraYadav]

As close as you get to a clinical evidence of electoral fraud.

[Aditya Menon @AdityaMenon22]

Same people who believe Sardar Patel should have been PM instead of Nehru in 1947 now believe Nehru became PM in 1952, two years after Patel died.

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

Stock markets don’t lie. CAGR exposes the truth.

2002 → 2014
🟢 Sensex: ~25–26% CAGR
🟢 Nifty: ~18–19% CAGR

2014 → 2026
🔴 Sensex: ~10–11% CAGR
🔴 Nifty: ~9–10% CAGR

After nonstop PR, slogans, and self-congratulations, this is the outcome? A massive slowdown, a wasted 12 years for India, and a lost economic opportunity.

It seems they are celebrating propaganda, drama, corruption instead of Governance.

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

The US literally bombed the ship with only Indian nationals but there were no words against them, just thank you sarr to Oman for the rescue.

Vishwaguru for a reason

[Council on Foreign Relations @CFR_org]

"After more than 12 years in office, Prime Minister Narendra Modi faces a painful reality check: His promise to modernize India’s economy hasn’t panned out. Instead, the country faces a rapidly weakening rupee, dwindling net foreign investment, and worries that artificial intelligence will take a wrecking ball to the information technology industry," writes CFR expert @dhume for @WSJ.
https://t.co/7mKTxLIfy0

[PenPencilDraw @penpencildraw]

Uncle country.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

A booth in Bengal's New Town with 88% Muslim voters recorded 97% votes for BJP, handing BJP the seat. CPI(M) got 1 vote, TMC 5.

'This is an impossible result, where did our votes go?' ask locals. @shinjineemjmdr @Onkeyta_ & @Holytripper heard them.

https://t.co/AxzmjwBorr

[Omkar Khandekar @KhandekarOmkar]

India's ruling BJP party calls the Great Nicobar Project a "strategic gateway to crush China". But many experts say the cost to benefit ratio just doesn't add up.

Leesha K Nair and I report from ground zero.

https://t.co/Pq5ZHVMTVz

[Ritesh @Riteshk95050394]

Don't buy gold, don't travel, don't waste resources because he needs your money to keep his clown show running. 🤡

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Soros Agents BJP | Epstein Boy Hardeep Puri got ₹1900 Cr funding from George Soros, who is enemy of India according to BJP.

So why are you not sacking the American agent Hardeep Puri and order an investigation into anti India activities by him @narendramodi?

[Ray Stings @Purba_Ray]

A friend just back from Meghalaya: “Purba, it didn’t feel like India at all. People follow traffic rules. No one cuts you off. No one leans on the horn. Garbage goes in bins.”

And I thought — of course it didn’t feel like India. Because what we call “India” now is really just North India and Gujarat exported everywhere. Loud, entitled, convinced that rules are for other people.

[Prapthi @prapthi_m]

In 2005, when Prime Minister Manmohan Singh visited JNU, a section of students greeted him with black flags and slogans of protest. The university administration issued notices to students and considered disciplinary action.

In his speech, Singh invoked Voltaire:

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."

When the administration moved against the protesters, Singh reportedly intervened. Years later, then Vice-Chancellor B.B. Bhattacharya recalled the Prime Minister's message to him. "Please be lenient, Sir."

What stands out is not that a Prime Minister defended the right of students to protest against him. What stands out is that we now regard such conduct as exceptional when it should be the minimum standard in a constitutional democracy.

[Kshitij Rana @rana_kshitij]

Finally, the dreadful day has come knocking on my beloved Polo GT 1.2L TSI’s door.

@nitin_gadkari - Here’s proof of how your absolutely lunatic policy of E20 fuel has ruined my 2017 manufactured car. :)

Want more proof? Please come and check it for yourself! @volklub

#E20

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

Who can forget that in 1929 Lahore session of the Indian National Congress, the three main goals of the freedom fighters were Poorna Swarajya, civil disobedience and a change in nurses uniform to ghagra choli.