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Just a silly old codger that's all for fairness and a bit of humour.

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#TheOneShow Did I just hear Paddy McGuinness say those cats staying at the cat hotel "are not gutted to be going home in fact they can't wait to be going home". I could not agree more; interesting use of word 'gutted' though 😉

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I’ve just spent a great afternoon preparing the treats for the children when they knock my door for Halloween........

I think they are going to fucking love these toffee onions !!!!

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@carloscarvalha2 All the best in your new position Carlos, you're just a decent genuine bloke and deserve all the success that will inevitably come.

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I was once told if you were interviewed by the Police, to just say "No comment".

Well it just fucking happened and I still didn't get the job !!!!

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@Jon_Bowen There by virtue of his own incompetence.

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@PoliticsPunked They had a practice load of shit hitting the specific wind farm fan site in the northeast yesterday. That too didn't end well.

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Please, please, please take Jamie Carragher off the Sky commentary team. He was a decent player, but as a commentator he is absolutely dire.

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@RevDavidColes @BorisJohnson Are you aware of the works of the Rev William Archibald Spooner? He, very much like Boris, was much maligned as a cupid stunt.

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@henrietta_22 Was that Mr Twat or Mrs Twat?

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@Redpeter99 Liz Trust, needs some serious media training, this makes Diane Abbot sound knowledgeable and articulate.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Vote Farage, get peanuts vote Rees - Mogg and you'll get the whole menagerie.

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@DVSA_HelpMe Ok thanks for the information Dan.

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@DVSA_HelpMe Hi, Please can you advise me if there are any car driver tests available for Lampeter?

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@DVSA_HelpMe Thanks for the response Dan - I am an instructor based in Lampeter and this is the first time I've heard of Lampeter closing !!

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@carloscarvalha2 @jamie30142609 Top, top man. Carlos you are a true gentleman.

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@AndrewAtter @madgie1941 @MrsEmmaJK @zzjbszz @Eesneverappy @Jimena_1976 @WernerT_Man @spconnolly @AuroraBlogspot @PulseofEurope @mikegalsworthy @andrea95115861 @EreaAndrzej @GenreResearch @So_Ethereal @karolinho @phoenix_de @acgrayling @csibike1 @judithbogner @abcpoppins @spaceangel1964 @DirkLaabs @eyejosh @RobertCPalmer13 @UKEUchallenge @MollyMEP @EmmaLBriant @Old_Ben_Kay @dianayz @premnsikka @FRANCE24 @CharlesTannock @JangleB @julietlodge2 @robert_busch65 @nickreeves9876 @RemainingKind @VesperUK @JohnFordBlagger @maikebohn @ByDonkeys @labruunt @EUflagmafia @BBCNews @carolecadwalla @guyverhofstadt Anyone who supports good old Anne must be very strong and fit. Even poor Anton struggled a bit!!

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@RochdaleHerald I thought it was Mr Bean.

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@Haggis_UK I thought I would never ever agree with this bloke but I cannot argue with these comments. Well said Dvid Mellor

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@RochdaleHerald Nigel 'forges' ahead in the polls by offering everyone, everything immediately; or was that just another 'faragment' of his imagination!