Porcelain

Attempting to travel light 🍃

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

Happiness is beneficial for the body, but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.

Marcel Proust.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@Mr__bats Consideration.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@ideniyor @TundeTASH In fact, I don’t think Nigerian drivers with driving experience from home should be allowed to skip straight to G license (here in Ontario) because their assumption that the rules are similar enough is false. The real learning is in the G1 & G2. It’s about safety for everyone.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@ideniyor @TundeTASH Very possible. I get we are upset about being named in this conversation, but I’ve seen it happen. He didn’t say winter tires, he said snowbrush and etc. Obviously you only need to learn these things once. The solution is better/mandatory “orientation programs” for newcomers.

[gbemisoke @Gbemisoke]

"death by a thousand paper cuts" is something people who are really interested in having long term successful relationships should know about. It's a lesson many learn after the fact tho. Like that guy who wrote about his wife divorcing him because he left dishes by the sink.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

Alubosa l’oko ewa

[Oluwafunmilayo @FunmiKolz]

If you are cooking beans without onions then you don’t know how to cook at all o

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@whattsserrname I got my toddler her own set of cleaning tools. Game changer!

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@kaysclose Lol don’t mind them with all the gba jen sinmi nonsense. Also don’t let them catch you outside with this take 🤣

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@intentionally @TillyTillie

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@intentionally @TillyTillie

[Shamboooooolic Woooooootral🎃👻💀🦇🕸️🧟⚰️🧙 @BradfemlyWalsh]

You know what would be a good test for sex? Whether you think a cheek swab is "invasive" or not. Because if that's the most invasive medical procedure you'll ever have done, you are 100% male.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@biodunalfet Exactly this. Absolutely zero regard.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

I feel so validated 🤣

[Nux @neosvy]

I don't think I can go one full day without tasting pepper.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@Sai_Ishaya_ I think a reasonable mid point is necessary. We are adopting Western values at a rate we simply cannot afford.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

🥹🥹🥹

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@oyin_debby @JemimaOsunde @oluwaluhmie Like Starburst that went to LASU.

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@OkunadeGoodMan So happy for you man. Barak’Allahu feek

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

Living with a toddler is like having a live-in comedian. You never know when the show will start… or end, but if you’re open to it, it will be worth your while.

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

@jumaighazal My whole chest 🥹🥹🥹

[Porcelain @Yaoki___]

If I were a billionaire, I’d open a free sleep clinic for parents with infants. Come for a 6 hour sleep shift, no questions asked. We’d follow any instructions, hold your baby and grant you access to cctv footage you can watch at >3x speed.