Quarantej

Glorified PPT maker. Gooner. Meme enthusiast. Wingardium leviosa. I’m that guy who is eating alone in restaurants.

[Your Akka™️ @02geeta]

Hi @flipkartsupport @Flipkart ,

I am writing to formally escalate a highly frustrating experience regarding my recent order, OD438829580886251100, having two items: GTA 6 & a trimmer.

Since the Flipkart bot chat did not allow me to cancel a single item (the trimmer),
(1/n)

[Divya Vinekar 🎭 @WannabeSanyasin]

Sudden surge of traffic on Tulsipipe road since yesterday. Quite horribly managed. And obviously, Ubers will reject you like nobody's business.

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

Yes because convenience of 2 million Navi Mumbai people is more important than convenience of 20 million mumbai people

[goDodogo @TheBombayBombil]

Last 25 yrs of living in Navi Mumbai we kept spending 2 hrs in peak traffic and depressing Saki Naka for flights from Airport in Andheri.

You cannot imagine the sadistic joy in reading such tweets by entitled Mumbai people

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Enzo collecting MOTM after City’s 1-0 win at Harrogate Town.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

POV: The international break is so boring

David Ornstein:

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

Get at least 4 calls a day from @RaymondRealtyIN . Guys I have no interest in any of your projects. Please stop all these spam calls. Have some self respect!

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

And still calafiori will make striker like runs in the opposition box BC

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

Scenes when we go 1-0 up in UCL finals vs Madrid

[CHEQUERED FLAG 🏁 @cfmagindia]

The Wadala exit ramp off the Eastern Freeway from South Mumbai resembles the surface of the moon! 🌒 A complete car killer despite the taxes we pay. @MMRDAOfficial + @mybmc pls urgently take note.

After you somehow exit and turn towards Barkat Ali Naka on the Sewri-Chembur Road, double-parked cars/cabs on BOTH sides make commuting a nightmare and access to Dosti Acres & Dosti Eastern Bay nearly impossible.
@MTPHereToHelp, a humble request to please act ASAP! A nightmare for 2000 + residents!

#Wadala #DostiAcres #EasternFreeway @OfWadala #AntopHill @mlaKolambkar @BalaNandgaonkar @smitadeshmukh

[Sanat Prabhu @TheCovertIndian]

Deleted cameo from ZNMD

[Lancelot Pinto @lancelot_pinto]

Seeing quite a few patients with severe influenza. Feels like this might be a more virulent strain of H1N1. Is surveillance picking up a signal? Out of genuine curiosity, how does one find out the state of affairs? Is there a website for surveillance data?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

Peak Cinema

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

@TataPower no electricity since more than an hour in Wadala East!

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

There are dumb takes and then there is this. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

Highlight of the match https://t.co/UIJWK4DMpU

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

Exactly!

[Ayo Akinwolere @AyoAkinwo]

Football as we know it, is walking a very delicate tight rope ❗️❗️

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

Aahh Americans exposing themselves as the dumbest people on the planet again. Can’t wait for the this World Cup to get over so we can finally go back to ignoring these people

[Mohammed Futurewala @MFuturewala]

If you want to declare work from home for tomorrow in Mumbai, do it tonight and not tomorrow at 11:00am when people are already at work…

[Quarantej @Yetejateja]

Which private office employee will
Be home at 10.30 am on a Monday?! @mybmc you have to be more preemptive in this!

[Mumbai Rains @rushikesh_agre_]

#MumbaiRains
Notice from @mybmc 10:30 AM

IMD has issued a Red Alert for MMR forecasting extremely heavy rainfall along with wind speeds of 80 to 90 km/h.

In view of this, the State Disaster Management Authority has directed all private offices in Mumbai to allow employees to work from home.