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I'm just gonna shut up and plant my watermelons
#TWEETBOYS
#$HEEPM0B

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

If Quebec tries to secede again can we all just agree that I came up with the name Quebexit

[David Pakman @dpakman]

Taking audience questions tomorrow, what's yours? Please NO MORE questions about whether cereal is a soup.

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

Remembering....

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

T-shirt time

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

Love animals. Fuck @peta .

[Virgil Texas @virgiltexas]

bernie sanders has announced he’s running for president...of freaking russia 🤣

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

@BrytonJSwan I agree with this, and it's also the first I'm hearing of a new Mario maker... Fucked good...

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

@Kevin__McFadden @Mikayla_Bryan Ailya

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Cocktails for the Revolution:

- World w/o a #GreenNewDeal: a Bitter Dark n’ Stormy
- Clean transport: an Aviation, but hold the crème de violette
- Bridges, Not Walls: a Mezcal Greyhound
- Paid Parental Leave: Mocktail margarita
- Policy Failure: anything w/ Goldschläger

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[Jameson @Jsawce]

What kind of dog is this

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

@Jsawce Hahaha that's not a dog you fuckin idiot that's a coyote

[Luke O’Grady @LukeOGrady]

Is there anyone worse than someone who thinks they're above drinking tap water?

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

If Quebec tries to secede again can we all just agree that I came up with the name Quebexit

[Steve Peoples @sppeoples]

Seconds into Howard Schultz’s remarks here at Barnes & Noble in Manhattan, a heckler yells: “Don’t help elect Trump. You egotistical billionaire asshole.”

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

There are so many cat emojis and none of them are a little burglar. What's Apple's phone number

[Geoff Lemmon @Geofflemmon]

I think hockey players are the least impressive physical specimens of NA pro sports but the way they literally fight with sticks on ice over a tiny disk is pretty majestic and very entertaining

[handsome handsock @handsock_butts]

[Hospital]

Doctor: you look awful

Me: *covered in blood* you should see the other guy!

Other guy: *enters, looks fine* still talkin shit?

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

Don't you ever show their faces side by side, fuck right off

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

#ThingsImLeavingIn2019

[#1 ''The Verve'' fan account 🖕😎🖕 @Yewholme]

Pluto hasn't been a planet for most of my life, but I won't forget