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🏒🥅🚨Shot Clock Enthusiast. I make good tweets that no one reads.

[Ryan Ma 📊 @RyanMaScouting]

Got some new #LetsGoPens followers today so thought I’d give you guys another prospect that our model has loved 👀

Mikhail Ilyin has been one of the best kept secrets in hockey. A Top 5 U22 KHL forward in the model since 23/24 he made the AHL jump this year & was ELITE (S-Grade)

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

Hoffmann Family is expected to officially be voted as Penguins owners by NHL Board of Governors today. Would officially take over from Fenway Sports Group 24-72 hours after vote is complete.

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

🧠 Prediction: Bill Z Goat is in Pittsburgh before Christmas and never goes back to WBS

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The sky's the limit for Bill Zonnon ⭐️

A look back at the moment the Penguins made him the 22nd overall pick in the 2025 #NHLDraft.

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

I guess. There’s a lot of tweaking around the margins, seems purposeful but there’s gotta be some commitment to one lane. Starting to feel like the plan is to just tread water until 87 hangs it up. If you’re gonna go for it, go for it.

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Josh Yohe: If the Penguins want to be good in the 2026-27 season — and I believe this is the goal — then trading Erik Karlsson makes no sense; I expect him to stay - The Athletic (6/16)

[Chill Kessel @ChillKessel]

All this discussion about loyalty is just exhausting to read given how many people have been predicting Crosby’s departure from Pittsburgh and saying he should leave for years now.

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

I care about the modern HHoF about as much as I care about awards for the same reasons

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

Okay, these are tight👌

[Stephen Twist Kearns @TwistedIdiot]

Yo @GearGoneWrong found the 2026 NHL draft hat on Sports Closet.

Rope hat, A-Frame, but at least they aren't doing the NFL tiny logo! #LetsGoPens

[Jess Belmosto @jessbelmosto]

Brady Tkachuk arriving in Florida for training camp

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

I can’t do the whinging “why didn’t Dubas!?”about every player who gets traded, even if he sucks.

[Ryan Ma 📊 @RyanMaScouting]

I’m stealing another one of these for a guy I’ve become a big fan of since his D-0

Its not often you’ll see a player make the jump to the AHL and have a BETTER score but that’s exactly what #LetsGoPens Harrison Brunicke did this year

Only a B in the WHL but an A+ in the AHL 👀

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

Sure, why not!

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

A champion returns.

After winning two Stanley Cups with the Penguins, Ron Francis is back with the organization as Special Advisor, Hockey Operations.

Details: https://t.co/7CJ096x5c1

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

@j_a155 The amount I’m learning about every draft-eligible Greyhound right now.

[Chuds of Pittsburgh @SensiblePGH]

40 million views on fake shit

40 million more on Pride night fake shit

The US is under attack by the people who have never suffered a day of oppression in their lives, demanding we believe that they’re victims.

[Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance]

Imagine the Penguins get paid by the Oilers to tier down from Girard to Nurse, after getting paid by the Avalanche to tier down from Kulak to Girard, after getting paid heavily by the Oilers to tier down from Jarry to Skinner and take on Kulak.

It would be bad trade Inception.

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

If there’s one thing I trust Stan Bowman to do it’s make a trade with the Penguins

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

SNP seems like a real disaster from top to bottom, from actual production to how shitty their app is.

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

The Penguins and their TV network (SNP) have parted ways with rink side reporter Hailey Hunter.

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

I like Josh, but let’s see if we can figure out the difference here.

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

@j_a155 “The right price” Dawg, we’ve seen your Vincent Trocheck trade proposals (he’s from here you know). It’s a miracle TK’s kept himself alive this long.

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

@wyshynski Svetch Goldblum

[m i k e @Yinzer_Chic]

We should all consider the source here, but Darnell Nurse is simultaneously the worst Defender to ever play hockey and “actually pretty good”. Either way, one thing Kyle Dubas should never do is block Stan’s number. Trade with that guy all day!