Yossarian

Yossarian the Assyrian

[Yossarian @Yossarianus]

@elonmusk damn that's a mouthful

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@newstart_2024 This is the only prayer that actually makes sense.

"Thy will be done. Now and forever."

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@newstart_2024 fuck that, HOW IS THE BUTTER SUPPOSED TO MELT IF I PUT IT ON A COLD GODDAMN POTATO??

*tosses table*

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@bryan_johnson haters gonna hate. you took this on yourself by broadcasting your every fart. but please don't compare yourself to Jesus, you don't have a lot in common

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@naval tldr can i just get rich pls k thx

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@DefiyantlyFree every day is a blessing. i wish we could keep that in the back of our minds at all times.

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@ThePrimeagen keep them in your heart instead ❤️

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@Osint613 lol

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Candace Owens is an IQ test. If you watch Candace and come away thinking that you are smarter, better informed, or more moral...you are retarded. If you echo or excuse her evil and vicious stupidity...you are worse than retarded.

Don't be retarded.

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@RealCandaceO of the two people arguing here, Candace is the only one constantly resorting to slimy, fake ad-hominems. notice this pattern.

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@jk_rowling she's right, we should just call them what they actually are - mentally ill

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@AntiWokeMemes Zach Galifianakis

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@elonmusk @RMistereggen deportation won't be enough - we are well into the end-game, at least in EU. capital punishment could do the trick.

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@javiernegre10 obviously they like shitholes and resent you for not living in one

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@arny_dm embrace the cold every day

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@Osint613 what a perfect day for a bombing

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@thdxr i've been seeing this shit non stop lately and i am fed up. no, we are nowhere close to not needing to understand code.

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@Emmachuuks "dislikes deadlifts" sounds like you just haven't discovered the magic of deadlifts yet

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@stoiccpath the human body is a vessel and behaves exactly according to how you treat it. it can either be a source of depression and suffering or it can be a happiness-chemical factory. the choice is in our hands.
- work out every day
- sleep well
- eat well
- embrace the cold

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@thdxr reflects real life