Stephanie Jean ☠

Life's too short not to chill. Find your passion, commune with nature, love yourself first and love will find you. ✌

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

Dead.

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

I fucking hate Christmas because it reminds me how backward everything is in this country and this whole century

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

Bottoms up, bitches.

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

I can't not suck. I CAN drink a bunch and pretend I don't suck.

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

Impending S.A.D... must combat with exercise instead of chocolates like I want :(

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

So when men start a rational discussion with me they do not want me to argue and scream and cry...who knew?

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

If I ever have to announce a pregnancy on social media I think I'll use lyrics from Meredith Brooks' Bitch

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

Public opinion has nothing to do with me.

[bȅskra @althene]

The five stages of grief:
1. Denial and isolation;
2. Anger;
3. Bargaining;
4. Depression;
5. Twitter.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

We havent talked in years and you want to connect on facebook? Youre crazy. And Im not schizofriendingya.

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

Jealousy is healthy except when it's not. Then it's really really not.

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

I fall asleep constantly because being awake means doing things and I hate things.

[Tina @TinaMav]

Every morning you have two choices: continue your sleep with dreams or wake up and chase your dreams.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You will probably fuck it up when you find them, but they're out there.

[Stephanie Jean ☠ @YouNeedSteph]

@cole1cr story of your life :/ chin up

[knotted wings @knottedwings]

Listen, the bra and panties don't come off until 3rd base. I didn't spend all this money at VS to leave them out of all the action.

[Luv Wine @luv_wine]

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover - Clifton Fadiman