Charles Leibbrand

The carousel of life ⏭

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Yea this my last day as a mailman

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

look at his face he can’t even believe it

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

I dunno how to explain it but this is hot as hell to me

[Charles Leibbrand @YoungGuata]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 20 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

And there I was, at 21, broken that I'd never hear my sister laugh again. I held her limp hand, my eyes playing cruel tricks as I swore I saw her breathe. In that moment, all I could think about was the lava cake we'd bake together. For this recipe, you'll need a double boiler.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl https://t.co/cFj5VqyacB

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

*honks your boob* peace be with you

[ForgetfuIPerson @ForgetfuP]

Hell yeah brother

[aria orion @halfadopted]

hi this is queen elizabet II the longest reigning queen i’m not actually dead and if uou can paypal me $500 i can explain everything

[Steve Platt 🎙 @USMCgatorvet]

The penalties offset; replay 3rd down

[retroarchetype.bsky.social @RetroArchetype]

Me explaining military time: So it goes up to 24 and then it starts again from the beginning
Leonardo DiCaprio: Sounds perfect.

[Josh Barton @bartonreviews]

Leonardo DiCaprio when the woman he's dating turns 25

[Tim Schenck @FatherTim]

Now THIS would make a compelling podcast.

[Complex @Complex]

Florida stays wild 😭😭

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

The Queen must be out of Pez

[Charles Leibbrand @YoungGuata]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 20 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).