Chris

I’m what’s the thing that once was where I should be

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@Cashionals @SNY_Mets I choose to ignore it

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@ellafranco_ You had a golden opportunity to say your favorite team was any one of the Yankees, Phillies, Braves, or Dodgers and really start a panic here

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@metsabres Lost to the nether

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@itzchocofans @MrGlazerr Once baseball is over, you’ll have hockey to fill the void.

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@ellafranco_ Your dad is very very young then

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I’m so glad I only watch baseball and hockey. Two sports with deeply ingrained histories of spitting whether it’s tobacco or chiclets

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@itzchocofans But not in baseball, it’s in the official rulebook you must spit once per game even if you’re at home watching

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@itzchocofans Spitting is yucky

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@Lucy897865 @rookiepitchers Haha no, but it was the cutest one I saw on Google

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@Cashionals Oooohhh ok. Yeah, sometimes I think when one of the big 4 sports starts surging in revenue the others try to find a way to stay on top for viewership. I’ll stick to my ‘unscripted’ (juiced balls) MLB and NHL for the time being haha.

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@emmylemon It’s the only way to live honestly

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If the Mets win this game they will add another to the win column and not the loss column. Something to think about

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@SteveGelbs Getting it all together at the right time

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@Mets @tong_jonah His name is Jonah, he’s carrying the team

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@Cashionals @Nationals Absolute stud

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@emmylemon Probably not the strangest request ever heard at a funeral home lol

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@Cashionals @Mets I do too, the injuries and the recovery from them is what’s most concerning

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@Cashionals @Mets Pitching is looking shaky but the offense is certainly turning it on at the right time