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weird librarian. jeopardy! loser. horseshoe crab enthusiast. mets poisoned. 🩷💜💙 priv @glassdeers

[em @emmylemon]

got engaged today because i love love and my FIANCÉ (!!!!!)

[em @emmylemon]

call me warhammer because my bra size is 40K

[em @emmylemon]

listening to homestuck music and reading SCP articles at work #ITS2013BABY

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man, they’re cursing me forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life later, if you wanna stop by

[Yomogi Joe 🍧💫 @yomogijoe]

Me: I should swing by the Pokemon Lab on Cinnabar Island to see if they were able to revive my fossil

My Kabuto, excited to be given a second chance at life:

[em @emmylemon]

@tsve_ you read my mind ave

[em @emmylemon]

mom: what about big nate?
her 7-ish year old son: Noooo that’s a forever story.

[em @emmylemon]

new library kid thread bc i lost my old one

[em @emmylemon]

elementary aged girl wearing a comically
oversized sabrina ionescu liberty jersey

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

which one of you runs social media for MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL??

[em @emmylemon]

@fatfabfeminist you’re cute and full of life while there’s no substance behind that man!

[em @emmylemon]

i’ll allow it!

[slutty mrs met @hunny__bee__]

this shit is so ass

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

i have a confession to make. i know “she breasted boobily down the stairs” is a joke about male authors writing female characters but sometimes i really do focus on how much my titties bounce when i walk down the stairs.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell??

[em @emmylemon]

@hunny__bee__ 💞💞

[em @emmylemon]

tomorrow is my birthday you must tell me

[slutty mrs met @hunny__bee__]

my turn!

[em @emmylemon]

@hunny__bee__ fire / psychic imo

[em @emmylemon]

@tsve_ happy happy aveday!!