ZOTUS

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

I fr think that 90% of killings could have been stopped if there was Minecraft music playing in the background.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I bet Romulus and Remus were tight as fuck to hang out with

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

Best nba player of all time lmao

[Ziggy B @therealziggyb23]

Y’all remember when Gilbert Arenas broke into Nick Young house just to confront him about cheating on Iggy and terrorize his son🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

Gotta get my dailies in today

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

Can’t believe that Taco Bell has a battle pass on their app now

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@villecallio Hollow knight is a god level banger if you haven’t played it yet. An easy game to get lost into for a couple hours

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@weatherdan @Fox24News @MikeAllenNews This is legendary!!!! Thanks for the shout out guys!!

[Dan Skoff @weatherdan]

What happens when @Z0TUS has a birthday on @Fox24News with @MikeAllenNews ?!?!

You do a little dance!

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@valee She like gimmie gimmie
Call her honey poo (Winnie)
Eat the D like honey do you hear me

Insane bar lmao

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@Ivvaaannnnnn I’ll be the head coach 👀

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@Dawson_0909 Had a whole year to come up with Kanye jokes and these are the best ones he came up with?!?!? Lmao

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

Hot wings and horror movies are the same thing.

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@Dawson_0909 Jimmy is tough, but he isn’t lasting 30 seconds lol

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

If four square was as popular as the NBA I’d be LeBron fr

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@thejunkster17 Anyone who will listen

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

You’d have to put a gun to my head to eat at Olive Garden

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

@clarbusta Don’t ask me ask Olive Garden

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

Camp Italian food

[ZOTUS @Z0TUS]

But like any other Italian place in Fayetteville is like 70$ for two people so I get it. I just feel like I’m in the Burger King version of a sit down Italian restaurant.