Zac Burns

Just trying to be better

[Zac Burns @ZacBurns9]

I look high all the time, but I’m not. In reality I’m just sleep deprived, malnourished, and honestly a little stoned

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[Zac Burns @ZacBurns9]

My brother's Thai wife let's me do the voice

[Francis Manaces @shitty_kickflip]

Gay Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Technically, there are no Tops in space.”

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

some of you never smoked shitty weed out of a crushed soda can in the forest when you were in middle school and it really SHOWS

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.

“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”

[Shefali. @shefsskiss]

I bring a sort of "Ron*ldo is a r*pist" vibe to the Convo that his fans don't really like.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I think if I was a spurs fan I’d kill myself

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HANG THAT FUCKING CORGI’S COLLAR FROM THE RAFTERS NEXT TO TIM DUNCAN’S JERSEY

[maha @mahaaaay]

inshallah

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

They should call it a tariff just for fun

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

It's only a pre-emptive strike if it comes from the Preemptif region of France, otherwise it's just a cynical justification to start a vainglorious war with no coherent endgame.

[Zac Burns @ZacBurns9]

@shitty_kickflip Shut up

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

I like some of the Lady Gaga songs, wtf does she know about Puerto Rico??

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Half way through this, when does the gay sex start?

[Acervo Victor Wembanyama @acervo_wemby]

#porvida

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the fact that we’re watching american citizens getting shot and killed like game tape, as if the stakes were “did he keep both feet inbounds” shows how desensitized we’ve become to violence

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this