Pumpkin

lol, He/Him

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

the odyssey (2026)

[Angelo Plume @poxesfoxes]

Christopher Nolan, the greatest auteur of all time, the genius story weaver, directed this scene, filmed it, watched it back in post, and decided it was good.

[bread and poses @breadandposes]

Actually quite a good explainer of his character.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it genuinely feels to finally sit on your own toilet again after a long vacation

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Graham Norton: what was it like on set

The Cyclops from The Odyssey: the scenery was stunning

Lee Mack: I bet you couldn't believe your eye

*Laughter, round of applause, Lee Mack & Cyclops shake hands*

Miriam Margolyes: I bet it must be hard to get parts, because of your eye

[˗ˏˋ eeby !! ˎˊ˗ @ehebai]

reading this tweet made me feel like i died and went to hell

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸🇪🇸 @HugoPap2]

My politics normally, vs my politics when an Argentinian starts speaking.

[cez @cezthesocialist]

They just created a million Ann Widdecombes.

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

"It's all his fault we're spending money on fighting AIDS" is an all-time Biden Banger how have I never seen this before

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widecombe argues the fiery depths of hell are nothing compared to the summer of 1976.

“People just got on with it back then” she told the Jeremy Vine show via Ouija board.

[☭ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔯☭ @Connor_RiceyGFC]

Mate we had to deal with literal magic, you can't tactically plan for that

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Corbyn, the most actively anti-Putin Labour politician from 2000, was called a Russian patsy by this guy and his faction.

[no context gay @nocontextgayy]

🤨

[Pumpkin @Zacdude35]

@WaiteMWT And loses to the greens

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

This is fucking horrific. Pochin telling England to keep winning so blokes don't batter their wives, instead of telling abusers not to abuse.

Can't believed what I have just watched.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Pumpkin @Zacdude35]

@hapoelcalacoto @OisinMul_ ??

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Fabio Cannavaro, World Cup winner, former Italy captain and ballon d’or winner being searched like a suspected drug mule in the US.

[Nima Tavallaey Roodsari @NimaTavRood]

So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas

Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.