Zach Doe

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@itsoxis Yes yes, keep going.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@wychstreet 9/11 was treated like a gift by Giuliani. He made speeches to everyone not there, waving the flag instead of grieving. The whitewashing continues - it is almost impossible to find the footage of people hitting the ground and the wail of avalanche sirens from the buried firemen.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@12News Please name the braniac at United who came up with this great idea. WTF?!

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

While watching the Seahawks/Patriots game, I didn't hear anything about Diana Russini, nor any mention about how she was disgraced and fired after their affair came out, yet Mike Vrabel faced no repercussions at all. Why is that? @espn

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

This Michigan game was bullshit. Time to investigate the refs, the booth clock guys, the people taking bets, the whole lot. College football is a dumpster fire, and we're the marks.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

https://t.co/19gWJnaH4D
Hey @max_olson, did you ask Brendan whether he bet on Cincy (specifically, the Cincinnati FOOTBALL team) while he played for them?

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@TheYamiks How is it that class-action lawyers haven't crushed this guy yet? Hasn't he made several provably-false forward-looking statements? Even if based in the UK, he's made those statements to US consumers? @CohenMilstein @BergerMontague @quinnemanuel @HausfeldGlobal @SusmanGodfrey

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@axios @propublica One of the most interesting stories, among the many in the Iran War, should involve figuring out where in the fuck the Trillions (with a T) in Pentagon spending went. Who got that dough, 'cause it didn't go to making weapons, paying soldiers, gathering intel?

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@AndyMSFW Wouldn't be surprised, but you have a point: Orlovsky would be gone if he weren't such a little bitch, as this tweet from him demonstrates.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@tparsi Nice inference, good job. Next, we'll hear from Kevin with an analysis of an amazing picture of the bathroom wall in corridor C on deck 4!

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@jingzhiyongart The lines go sideways, cowboy, and there's five of them. Or ten, depending on what you play.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@krystalball What does a 'stiff upper lip' have to do with gas prices? How did 200k people vote for this clown?

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@Kat_Terrell @datboywolf Devastating uppercut-like reposte by @datboywolf - wait wait - spinning back-kick-like retort by @Kat_Terrell ends the match! ITS OVER!! It's over, folks. The crowd is chanting her name now - Kath-er-INE! Kath-er-INE!

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@sentdefender "Even more concerning..." - fan that hysteria! Hilarious pic, by the way. The question every reader should ask is: how in the hell did the NYTimes (1) learn about this, and (2) get the okay to print it? The only conclusion can be: the $1.5T budget request needs help.

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Do not disturb

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@JamieBonkiewicz And the press screaming like a stuck pig about it is absolutely hilarious. "We are so back"

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@katsuxbt This snitch-ass mfer. Snitching served him well after he got caught with the coke, and now he wears it like a badge of honor. Shoulda been shiv'd in a county prison a long time ago.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@jkbjournalist @49ersfanSB80 Fuck these Tate assholes - they deserve nothing but contempt. However, if you think you are making a positive contribution by making light of the horrible state of US prisons ('the conditions he listed are nothing'), you are a small, pathetic person.

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@InsiderGeo "working as an intern at NATO's military headquarters" Like, whaaat? 'Dear HQ hiring administrator: I am very interested in military stuff. Please hire me to learn secrets and such. I will work for no pay.' HIRED!

[Zach Doe @ZachDoe4]

@FPWellman This, and let me add one more thing: this deal puts the lie to the constant refrain of how 'dangerous' the world is today and the 'need' for gazillions in black military/intelligence budgets. If we're selling these folks nuke secrets, we are bringing this on ourselves.