Zach Sheneman

Writer, husband, father, musician.

[Zach Sheneman @ZachSheneman]

the rest of us got better
but you're worse
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this precious fake
this plastic hope https://t.co/z2hRg1f0II

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and i don't ever really want to win
i don't want the light to find my face
i just want to spend my nights in sin
and my days in grace.

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treats and tricks
tragedies
bodies starving for vitamin d

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just some atoms bound together in their grief.
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@amorak Hurts to lose you here in GR, but congrats! Sounds like a hell of a gig.

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15 years of this one, though a day late.
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@A24 @chelsanneshen

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@mbdailyshow @chelsanneshen

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*are. Just staring at this damn screen for too long.

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Year: 2146. The world: annihilated. Life: extinguished by man's carelessness and greed. In the darkness: a light. I'm still in the @taylorswift13 Nashville queue trying to get tickets for my wife. I am naught but dust. There is somehow still 2k people ahead of me in the queue.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Before I log off for a few hours, I want to say how freaking proud I am of Gen Z and young voters. If anything is clear it’s that young voters prevented a Red Wave and saved democracy because we turned out at historic rates. As they say, the youth are alright. See you all soon.

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Our sick little love. https://t.co/LNJYCsNnxW

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@PopCrave @HITSDD @chelsanneshen

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" - me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time

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@AldenJes There’s always a song coming, but it’s rarely about anything of import. I’ve been writing songs lately about a guy who gets roped into sacrificing people to Cthulhu

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Someone broke into my car this morning to steal two (2) dollars and fifty cents. Inflation hitting everyone hard out there.

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@HorrocksCaitlin Nutritionists consider tomatoes a vegetable. Perhaps she guzzles the ketchup straight from the bottle.

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@amorak I still have vivid nightmares about sitting Ja’Marr Chase and his 40 points in the championship game.

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