Zach ferran

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@SydneyyBlake Well, I’m telling your dad!

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@SydneyyBlake I’m telling your mother

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If plumbers and HVAC techs are considered “emergency workers/emergency vehicles” can I please put sirens and lights on my work van?

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@EggMcMoric This made my day lol

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Didn’t go as planned

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@RexyDaBeast

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

Also another drunk tweet....what the fuck is this creepy shit...? I’ve taken to long of a break from Twitter.... also fuck y’all who liked it and didn’t creep on my profile....twitter out here starting wars.

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

On a random note, I think Billie Eilish and I would really get along. Haven’t ever heard her music but she seems like a cool person.....Yes this is a drunk tweet.

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

Cheap whiskey makes you sloppy

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@ButIts_Kendra

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Post a better GIF. I’ll wait.

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@luke_smitley @CarlyMegan176 Facts

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@luke_smitley Bet

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@loganglaze2 @Postmates Not available at my location 😑

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@loganglaze2 Is this real?

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@braedenglaze It was me....thanks for the new tv

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@KlayBiggins @ButIts_Kendra Do you need more evidence?

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@KlayBiggins I’ll gladly help put you 6ft under

[Zach ferran @Zach_ferran]

@KlayBiggins 👋🏼

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I think the greatest thing @Apple ever came up with is being able to put one single person on ‘do not disturb’. Genius idea, hats off to you guys