Zachary Behrendt

Perpetually thirsty, sleepy, and in some sort of physical pain.

[jynx @miiagarro]

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@Yungmutt_ Owwie

[Wrestling REVOLVER @PWRevolver]

If wrestling is fake, then explain this

[Vanessa 🦋 @iamgvanessaxx]

what am I supposed to do with this information

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@JesiBehr @indianloonie Facts

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@MikeDrucker @JesiBehr

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@JesiBehr @gabebergado Run

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@TheEmilJay

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

Oh my god this is so beautiful

[Nolan Price's footstool @bpdwillgraham]

Tim Curry and Dolly dying at almost the same time is like a nuke was just dropped on the gay community

[Miss Good Pussy @throwanitback]

all the wrong people are dying

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@EvilUno You don’t say

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[Zachary Behrendt @ZacharyBehrendt]

@Thechat101 @JesiBehr

[Tyler ''pronouns idiot'' Foster 🤖 @tylergilfoster]

Watching Jurassic Park and when they're feeding the cow to the raptor the captions say "(MOOING IN FEAR)" which is probably true but also unintentionally funny editorializing of the performance of a cow

[evil duck @ohmygodwhatwhy]

people don’t huff and puff into brown paper bags when they’re panicking like they used to