Zack Myers

wreaking havoc since 1992

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

@DanF08 hey dan im at eliots so just text him #letsgetturnt

[Sensei Noof @MrGoldenSports]

GOLDEN TICKET GIVEAWAY!(XB1) MUST BE FOLLOWING ME,AND @Daakes ,AND RETWEET THIS TWEET TO ENTER!WILL CHOOSE TONIGHT!

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

are you an alian? cause you just abducted my heart. #dalegribble

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

tiss the season for frozen spitters

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

well as long as my gambling doest go any farther than monopoly at Mc Donalds i thing ill be ok #freefries

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

damn my house is hotter than 2 rats fuckin in a wool sock right now #windowsopen

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

jake owen cant come soon enough with my boyfreind, i mean friend @ESchaf

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

this rain is really messin up my sexy lawn boy image ive worked so hard to pull off

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

throwing away your farvorite pair of jeens is like like sending off your kid to college, this is a sad, sad day #CAR<3

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

bowling tonight. this could be interesting

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

dear winter, you can go back to antartica any time now sincerely, cold american

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

apart of me says i cant keep drinking like this, then the other part of me chimes in and says dont listen to that guy hes drunk!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Social Security is gonna run out of money. How come welfare never runs out? The first group earned their money, the second didn't. Merica.

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

@joebroderickril baby got back

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

well at least justin bieber got to meet his number one fan in jail, his name was bubba #comehereboy

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

@AdamTheAnswer if your being serious im down sir haha

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

@AdamTheAnswer are you being serious about the ticket?

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

Good friends are like butt cheeks some crap might come between them ,but they will always come back together

[Zack Myers @ZackMyers1]

ive decided this hangover is gonna be a 2 dayer