Zaphas

The more you know the more you know you dont know

[Vladimir @lil_putin01]

Unagonga mayai saba aje carol, rudi hostel!!

[Lydia Warui @LGWarui]

Goodnight from this end

[Kmessy @MercVerse]

Somebody advised me:
Be a “reply person” more than a “like person” and you will see wonders in your impressions. Never looked back!
Now if you are seeing this, I think you should too.

[Mkisii Ke 🤡🇰🇪 @pastortoxic_]

Ukipiga muratish jug sita

[Zaphas @Zapho_4]

@kingkellyke Traitor

[Kelly @kingkellyke]

Ukipoison morio wako alafu akufe

[Sammy @SamMatonge]

Mi nae sijawai jua talent yangu lakini najua napenda Matako na Matiti🤪😂

[Vladimir @lil_putin01]

Nikijoin nursery ulikua class seve.....

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Leo kukosa kukunywa supu ya kichwa ni kujitakia

[Kmessy @MercVerse]

How does it feel like getting 1k likes on a single post?👀🥹

[Vladimir @lil_putin01]

Landlord amepatiana nyumba yako amedhani ilikua vacant

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Reminder:

Keep a diary of sex with your woman.

If she says she is pregnant, do the calculation.

- Get the last menstruation

- Add 7 to the date

- Add 9 to the month

Eg 4/July/2026

Estimated Date of Delivery = 11/4/2027

Don't be ignorant.

#MasculinitySaturday

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

Relative ako majuu akiomba picha yako aone vile umekuwa mkubwa

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Ukikutana na gaidi mwenye hua haguzangi tweet zako pia yye hajalipwa

[Zaphas @Zapho_4]

@Kauzi_254 Wacheni jamaa atafute lower kabete🤣

[Kauzi🇰🇪 @Kauzi_254]

"Huna heshima, hadi wamama rafiki zangu unawafungia jicho"

[017🇰🇪 @Plugyaseku__]

"Acha kunidanganya umelipwa"
Me:

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Me when he's putting on a condom

[MYAHUDI @Evanso_Spyce]

We keep going no matter the circumstances Aminia siku zote

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Tulikua tunapaka mate ndio iingie, na si uzi kwa sindano