Incorrect Zarlie

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[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Zari: When I said "bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like... a seashell?

Charlie [struggling to hold on to a seagull]: Well you didn't fucking say that.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Charlie: [throws bag onto table] I hope you all like mustard because I made mustard sandwiches.

Zari: [takes bag and throws it into the fire place]

[Idiot Gay (Jordan) @K_McGrath_Queen]

@ZarlieIncorrect @zariscanary Charlie: Update Sara is terrifying

Zari: what did she yell at you about?

Charlie: that I need to ask your out in 3 days or she’ll beat me up.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

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[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

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[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Zari: Have you been yelled at by Sara yet?

Charlie: She doesn't scare me.

Zari: So that's a no then...

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Charlie: Let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count if three.

Charlie: One... two... three!

Zari:

Charlie:

Zari:

Charlie: see, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Zari: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Charlie: Alright, but in my defense, John bet me $50 that I couldn't drink an entire bottle of shampoo.

Zari: That's not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

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[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Zari: You don't have a microphone.

Charlie: Not a problem, I'll yell.

[Iz @whatshabsening]

Zari: I am at a loss for words!

Charlie (to the camera): Despite being at a loss for words, Zari yelled at me for the next twenty-five minutes.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

[At Game Night]

Charlie: Let's play a game called "what's the worst thing you've done to a person in this room that they don't know about."

Zari: [takes away spinner board] that sounds like it's dangerous and also not a game.

[Mari 🫶 @justmaryffs]

this doesn't belong on this account, it is correct.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Zari: Are you arguing with me?

Charlie: No, I'm being correct near an idiot.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Charlie: Why do you always assume I'm up to something?

Zari: It saves time.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Zari: You guys are being ridiculous, Charlie doesn't have a crush on me.

Sara: Yes, she does.

Ray: Yes, she does.

Mona: Yes, she does.

Gideon: Yes, she does.

Charlie: Yes, I do.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Nate: I can't believe you and Zari broke the bed last night!

John: Yeah, that must have been wild!

Charlie: Haha, yep.

[Last Night]

Zari: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Charlie: Try me.

[Incorrect Zarlie @ZarlieIncorrect]

Charlie: Are you mad at me?

Zari: Take a guess.

Charlie: No?

Zari: Take another guess.