RM

Have a drink. Lighten up. You could die soon.

[RM @ZayIsTired]

Waiting for Thomas the Delayed Engine 😫😫😫

[RM @ZayIsTired]

Happy Lockdownversary 🌚 “2 weeks” my arse

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

If you watch a thing, this is the thing to watch.

[RM @ZayIsTired]

America really outdoing themselves so early in the year 📰 🦦

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

Literally nobody:

COVID-19 mutating:

[RM @ZayIsTired]

@farmdrop hugely disappointed that this says “delivered” when I’ve been in all day and my order is nowhere to be seen. Who did you deliver this to?! No response from customer service either. 🤷🏻‍♀️ can I get my money back?

[RM @ZayIsTired]

In the next episode of Keeping Up with the US of A: Trump Tantrum Lawsuits

[RM @ZayIsTired]

And for that reason Donny, you’re fired

[RM @ZayIsTired]

Finally something positive 🤭

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Donald Trump and US First Lady test positive for coronavirus https://t.co/NaGVofAKue

[RM @ZayIsTired]

@ikringles Girl stahp; I’m out here feeling the fantasy in JEANS. Loljksavemeitstoohot

[RM @ZayIsTired]

@ikringles 😂😂😂 from palaisdaan to presidente. Pwede na yan

[RM @ZayIsTired]

@ikringles Nangangampanya k b baks?

[RM @ZayIsTired]

@JamColley @OrninaKassem

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"It's not the time to be opening pubs at 6am"

NHS staff have marched to Downing St in protest of the government's handling of the #COVID19 pandemic.

Get the latest on #coronavirus: https://t.co/RZOI6ARbfs

[RM @ZayIsTired]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp hi, I’m still waiting for my refund to be processed!! I’ve contacted support on three separate occasions and it has gotten nowhere! This is getting ridiculous now!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sorry I missed your call, I did it on purpose

[RM @ZayIsTired]

Probs too busy breaking social distancing at the beach 😐

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There's going to be a lot of legs outside the duvet tonight