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Hotel/Rental Enthusiast

[Zbo @Zbo89]

Fuck yes!!!

[Bucky Jacobsen @BuckyJacobsen]

Well, it's official — the Mariners announced an Alumni Home Run Derby, and somehow I made the list. 😂⚾️
I've taken a few swings in derbies over the years and gotten lucky a time or two, but that was a while ago. The current training regimen is mostly vibes, snacks, and pretending my back doesn't make a noise when I bend over. If you hear a loud crack on August 7th, it's either a home run or me pulling something important.
Either way, the beard's coming. Come on out — it's gonna be a fun one. 💥 #GoMariners #HomeRunDerby

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

I’m grocery shopping right now, and I’ve counted five different people walking around the store with their dogs. One lady’s holding a poop bag.

I love dogs as much as the next guy, but am I wrong for thinking that we’ve gotten too comfortable just bringing our pets everywhere?

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@WhiteHouse @GlenReser Great tweet by the goats administration with important and needed information.

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@atrupar @GlenReser the goat strikes again. Now hes got other countries reporting fake news.

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@patriottakes @GlenReser the goat can print memes! What cant this guy do!?

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@ClubShayShay @ShannonSharpe @YoungMAMusic @danachoman509 I thought that was Kevin gates

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@WhiteHouse @GlenReser only goats get chirped!

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@WSUCougarFB @GlenReser

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@OriginalRoddick @GlenReser

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@martymush Channel changer

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

He gets it!

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@BaseballQuotes1 @GlenReser

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Game 7 Chet Holmgren

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@NancyMace Hold the line

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@WhiteHouse @GlenReser we are so back! 2 years ago gas was more expensive, we were wasting billions giving Israel 10s of thousands of bombs & military aid, American businesses were paying high tariffs, and most of all we didnt have the GOAT!! At 6'3" and 228 lbs, he puts DK Metcalf to shame!

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@zhangyong02 @GlenReser protect the goat! @zhangyong02 drowsy don has done absolutely nothing wrong other than being found guilty of sexual assault not rape. It was hoax anyways. Radical left always attacking him. Poor guy doesnt even take a salary! You never mention that do you!?

[Zbo @Zbo89]

@LeadingReport @GlenReser the goat baby! Cant tell a lie!

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@BuzzPatterson

[Mariner Menace @MarinerMenace]

Paul Skenes is so good, he’s almost as good as Emerson Hancock.