Zella

Long time lurker - new to posting.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@Luiseach God lord, he sings too 😍

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@thefemiurge @reductiondan @m_edhir Genuinely thought that the due was replying to himself

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@reginaamericae @frizzydizzyliz It’s when you clock when you baby is showing signs of needing a wee or a poop then get them on the potty before they soil the nappy.
I managed it for poop as my lad had an incredibly noticeable poo face and did man sized poops.
Tbh is was easier then cleaning a poppy nappy.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

Neuro detergent!! 🤣

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@SedBuildsThings @mikeBithell Absolutely not. It’s knock down ginger.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@geroffimo @DerekLumb @ChatsunamiPod @mikeBithell I’ve got memories of nicker, spider and tiger

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@IanDunt Pepper pig is banned in our house.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@jenni_tabler I did Pilates and used my baby as my weight. We had a great time together & I was able to focus on strengthening rather than weight loss. I would also babywear and go on really long walks.
Non of it was with the intention of losing weight, but for getting strong & boosting MH.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@offbeatorbit It awful. I used to be anorexic and was sooo tempted to engage with the EDtwt when it was randomly pushed all over my TL for weeks.
I went in a word block spree but stuff still shows up, thankfully not as much now.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@_AlexanderMiles

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@notcapnamerica I wish places would do a mini plate of something so I can just a couple of bites of another type of side/meal.
I often want only 2-4 chips or one onion ring so it feels like a waste of food and money to order a whole plate.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@milifeasdad I think your toddler and my toddler could be friends (from a opposite corners of the room).
My son has often protestes going to nursery because there are too many children there. Demands ‘house days’ where he doesn’t have to see anyone and can just spend the day in his pants

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My preference for a hot or iced coffee is completely arbitrary. It has nothing to do with the season or the weather or the time of day or my mood. Sometimes I tell my husband "I have no preference, surprise me!" and he surprises me with the wrong one.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

My coffee order changes where I am. Tea on the other hand, that is set in stone.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@sighswoon First time I said ily to my then bf (now husband) it fell out my mouth. I was so shocked I’d said it, I literally ran away from him. Full sprint.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@RYGdance When the child is in the bath. Let him splash about like a mad man and that the floor mopping taken care of too.

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

Smack the side of the lid on the counter to break the seal. Opens no problem.

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

Ladies who stay alone, who’s opening this for you?

[Zella @ZellarinaP]

@itmedg That’s what clubs should turn the old smokers area into when the PM bans them

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@Not_Ducked @Natasha71888041 @SpiritedSparr0w I have instagram and my feed is exclusively food blogs, parenting and humour. Not a single thirsty post and have never had anyone ‘slide in my DMs’. These are targets differently for different people.